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I am currently being trolled by two major losers. The "I am Parson Collins" account is not me.


I was planning on becoming a Presbyterian Pastor of a church in Scotland where I intend to raise a family. But now I am planning to open a pub and restaurant called "The Mermaid" where I will be doing essentially the same job of passing out drinks and giving advice. I think the world goes to bars and that's where the people who need the most love and help go when they are blue or when they have a reason to celebrate. I will be there to serve them and be a friend for all seasons.



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Above is a beautiful Church of Queen St. Margaret of Scotland. She is a strong and passionate role-model for men and women alike.

I attend a prestigious liberal Theological Seminary that keeps me very busy defending the faith and studying for an advanced degree.

St Andrews is one of the most highly rated universities in the UK being ranked best in Scotland for research. Today, its teaching and research place it easily among the top ten on the list of Britain's elite universities. It is a non-campus institution where students can study in a peaceful environment. University places are in high demand from students from all over the world and students are recruited for their depth of knowledge and breadth of achievement.

Quoting my handbook: "St Andrews is a small town with a long history. Founded in 1413, St Andrews is the oldest university in Scotland and the third oldest in the United Kingdom after Oxford and Cambridge. Situated on the east coast of Scotland it faces the North Sea and is bordered by long sandy beaches. St Andrews was the centre of mediaeval Scottish political and religious life, and it still has many fine mediaeval buildings. It has a bustling student population with a friendly and intimate atmosphere where university life is fully integrated into the town."


"If there is righteousness in the heart,
there will be beauty in the character.
If there is beauty in the character,
there will be harmony in the home.
If there is harmony in the home,
there will be order in the nation.
If there is order in the nation,
there will be peace in the world.
So let it be."

-Scottish Blessing

"I wish you health, I wish you wealth, and happiness galore.
I wish you luck for you and friends;
What could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the oceans,
Your troubles as light as its foam.
And may you find, sweet peace of mind,
Were ever you may roam."

-Irish Blessing

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This is art by Ainma na Kankai of me and my dream girl Hannah

My media is Mozart.

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Lady_Imrahil

Report | 09/25/2015 7:41 pm

Lady_Imrahil

“A man must be prepared not only to be a martyr, but to be a fool. It is absurd to say that a man is ready to toil and die for his convictions if he is not even ready to wear a wreathe around his head for them.”
― G.K. Chesterton
HelloNoora

Report | 08/30/2010 3:03 am

HelloNoora

I miss you Parson, dear. How's the preaching doin'?
Tandahda

Report | 08/26/2009 12:28 pm

Tandahda

I do actually have feelings on the subject of this wild claim that people supporting your healthcare reform are 'omg socialists' however, after a while I get tired of arguing with people and degenerate into mockery. It's not ok and my quotezillas were taking over your thread. I don't want threads like that to die so I should have stopped sooner.
Tandahda

Report | 08/26/2009 12:22 pm

Tandahda

Point taken, it's the last time I'll post on that subject.
Tea Leaf Dancer

Report | 08/20/2009 1:22 pm

Tea Leaf Dancer

I am so confused by your profile.
and hah okay
catspook

Report | 08/19/2009 8:09 pm

catspook

Apology accepted, as I said on the thread - and the mermaid is cute smile
In Medias Res III

Report | 07/06/2009 6:47 pm

In Medias Res III

what is this Parson hate?Pft
ParsonCollins

Report | 06/16/2009 4:17 pm

ParsonCollins

No one wants to stalk you. It is you who as xion-tono and all your other idiot accounts who are doing the stalking and you know it. blaugh What an idiot. I have zero respect for you as you have zero integrity. You are a liar and a two face.
789789789789p

Report | 06/15/2009 5:37 pm

789789789789p

Fine. believe what you will. I'm done dealing with stalkers.
ParsonCollins

Report | 06/15/2009 4:25 pm

ParsonCollins

No, CN you have poofed into a new account. Your attempt here is to blame me for your own pretense at friendship. blaugh

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