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Registered: 11/30/2004

Gender: Female

Location: Close to trouble but far from harm, PA

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It must be bunnies!

Basically, I'm just stashing links for my debating stuff here, so that the next time my fiancee decides to do something to the Internet/the OS/the hard drive, I won't lose them all again.


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*A Few Facts About paper_phoenix*

*IRL, paper_phoenix looks an awful lot like this:
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*She is the only known practicioner of the Almighty Fwhomp Attack. Those who have experienced it have seldom lived to tell the tale.

*She'd tell Judy Garland to move over, since she's the real "little girl with the big voice", but since Judy Garland's dead it's kind of a moot point.

*She's the second oldest of five girls, and maintains that having to share a single bathroom with four other people is the best form of birth control ever invented.

*She is a refugee from the Hoosier state, and after spending a couple of years in on the East Coast/in the Not-So-Deep South, she decided that she really missed living near large bodies of fresh water and a somewhat visible Amish community. So she moved to Pennsylvania with her husband, and now shares a house with him, their roommate and two fat, lazy cats.

*She has done more traveling in the past two years than she ever did when she was living out in the Midwest. She's not complaining about this.

*She is--in no particular order--a socialist, pro-choice, childfree, anti-dominionist, feminist, and supporter of religious tolerance. Needless to say, it's probably a good thing she's never met Bill O'Reilly or Pat Roberston in real life.

*She likes words and language, and tends to use lots of ten-dollar ones as well as four-letter ones.

*She is not the bastard child of Robert Plant, despite the rumors/ evidence to the contrary.

*She is actually disconcerted by writing about herself in the third person, and will dispense with this convention shortwith.

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Gekido Yuuga Report | 03/10/2012 1:56 pm
Gekido Yuuga
cool avi
Munkers Report | 01/01/2011 7:09 pm
Heya stranger. heart
anime_extra_girl Report | 10/26/2008 8:18 am
Pretty Avi. =] I like the purple.
shadethecat Report | 10/25/2008 4:54 pm
cool avi
Abandoned Account 3 Report | 10/02/2008 4:33 pm
Abandoned Account 3
I would like to offer to purchase all of your future bullseye shirts for 2g each. Would that be fine for you?
M323 Report | 10/01/2008 12:49 pm
The one I have on I bought a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (a.k.a. I got it yesterday lol).
M323 Report | 10/01/2008 12:46 pm
Hey! Me and my sister had a contest to see who could buy the most armadillos that you were selling, she won. Now she will be forming an armadillo aliance(lol). I'm giving the one I bought to my GF. Thanks for selling those!
Saito-Nichi Report | 09/25/2008 2:52 pm
Thanks for buying from my store!! ^_^
Kaze_neko Report | 07/31/2008 5:12 pm
I'm alive! In the process of preparing for the Great East Migration.
Psychai Butterfly Report | 03/30/2008 5:34 am
Psychai Butterfly
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what comes at the end

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Anatomy is not destiny. ~Simone de Beauvoir


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