Pandora Kalishnikova

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Gender: Female

Birthday: 07/28/1995


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my name's beth, but kids at my (retarded) school call me lala. i'm learning russian and i play the cello. i don't really label myself, because only douche bags do. XD. let's see... i like the band tatu alot. i plan on moving to russia and being a crime boss and/or starting riots here. people think i'm goth or punk or what not, because i don't like america. did you know that the pledge of allegance is total bullshit? the part about "under god" was put in during the cold war. people thought that "communists couldn't say it for some reason. i am a lesbian, and if any one makes fun of me, i kill them. i like guns, even though i have none. sad and molotovs, music, drawing and hanging with my best friend in the world, michael.


Remind me to update my interests.



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DaniiRae Report | 06/27/2010 9:24 pm
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thanks,the profile was a gift ,im using the grey body dye is that what you mean ?
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thx for buying

oh yeah? you say crazy russian lesbian... like it's a bad thing!!!