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Report | 11/05/2009 2:11 pm

punk_gurl2011

On Friday night I told my roomate (who is blonde) the classic joke: How do you make a blond laugh on a Saturday? You tell them a joke on Friday night. She made a confused face and walked away. While we were having a quiet lunch on Saturday, she suddenly burst out laughing right in the middle of it. She only just got the joke. MLIA

Report | 11/05/2009 2:11 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today I saw the postman chasing after a dog. My life is now complete. MLIA

Report | 11/05/2009 2:09 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, I was at the store. I was in line to pay for my groceries when the cashier got to the lady in front of me who had a three child stroller for her three children. The cashier exclaimed "oh my god, all three of them are twins. How cute!" Only the mother understood why I was laughing. MLIA.

Report | 11/05/2009 2:08 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today I got my report card and I realised that I had received the following grades: A for Accounting, B for Biology, C for Chemistry.
My parents fail to see how this is an achievement. MLIA

Report | 11/05/2009 2:07 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, I walked past a funeral directory that was blasting out 'Stayin Alive'. I laughed at the irony. MLIA

Report | 11/05/2009 2:06 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, and I responded, "Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball?" He then replied, "No ma'am, police officers don't have balls". MLIA

Report | 11/05/2009 2:06 pm

punk_gurl2011

The brand of tampons I use has cheesy inspirational sayings on the wrappers such as "the sky is the limit" and stuff like that. Today, I noticed one that said "Focus on the positive, at least now you know you're not pregnant." Thanks Playtex Sport, periods don't seem so bad anymore. MLIA

Report | 11/05/2009 1:55 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, I was walking by the bus stop and heard a girl say, "My boyfriend forgot to buy condoms, so I gave him one of my birth control pills. That will work right?" And people wonder why teen pregnancy rates are so high here in Iowa. MLIA

Report | 11/03/2009 12:12 pm

evilfairy666

HERRO!

Report | 10/23/2009 8:37 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, my best friend gave me his password to his facebook and I asked, "why?" He simply said "So when I die you can play tricks on people." I then gave him my password. MLIA

Report | 10/23/2009 8:36 pm

punk_gurl2011

The other day me and my friends were discussing halloween costumes. My friend is a die hard spiderman fan so I asked him if he was goingto be spider man. He promptly responded " No that would be stupid, I'm going to be a waffle." MLIA

i want to be a waffle!

Report | 10/23/2009 8:35 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, I was talking to my 7-year old cousin on what kind of job she wants when she's older. She responded with, "I want to be a blow job, because people are always saying they want one. I'll never go out of buisness." I still haven't stopped laughing. MLIA

Report | 10/23/2009 8:32 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, I got a call asking why my daughter was absent at school. Today is Sunday. MLIA.

Report | 10/23/2009 8:31 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today I read one of the flyers the nurse posted around the school last week. I had ignored them assuming they'd be about the swine flu. It was a medical guide of how to prevent a zombie epedemic. I'm glad my school can prioritize. MLIA

Report | 10/23/2009 8:31 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, I was discussing with my girlfriend how cute mittens are, when suddenly I decided that they should make mittens for your feet for added cuteness. She then informed me they already exist. They're called socks. MLIA

us backwards

Report | 10/23/2009 8:30 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, on MSN my boyfriend said to me 'You're such an angle', meaning angel. He didn't understand why I replied 'Aww, you're so acute.MLIA

Report | 10/23/2009 8:29 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today I received two emails... one from WeightWatchers.com with the subject "Why Aren't You Losing Weight?" and one from Ben&Jerry's ChunkMail updating me on the new fall ice cream flavors. I think we have our answer Weight Watchers. MLIA.

Report | 10/23/2009 8:28 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, I was vaccuming the dining room and there was a small speck of white on the grey carpet. After I vaccumed over it about eight times I realised it was a tiny sunbeam. MILA

another me moment

Report | 10/23/2009 8:27 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, my phone rang in Science class. My teacher apparently thought it was his phone and apologized to the class. I don't know what's better, me not being in trouble or the fact that his ringtone is You Belong With Me. MLIA

Report | 10/23/2009 8:26 pm

punk_gurl2011

Today, on my algebra test, a question read: "Billy managed to turn the lights off, and get into bed before it was dark in his room. His light switch is 20 feet away from his bed. How did he do it?" I answered, "He used a clapper." Full credit was awarded. MLIA

o_O omg we had that question in chem. and thats what i said....

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