Yello, my name is Ben.

Some important stuff you should probably know:

-I think gnomes live in my underwear drawer.

-I'm pretty sure I don't have any kids.

-My worst enemy is the washing machine.

-I stick my toast in the freezer, 'cause I like it cold.

-Super Mario Bros. 3 is difficult. mad

-Blue beats red, which beats yellow.

-Nope, you have to listen to the song. mrgreen

-Clyde is my favorite Pac-Man ghost.

-Coloring is fun.

-Band aids will solve any problem.

-This information will help you on your quest for enlightenment.

-Now let's go feed the ducks, ok?