Orion Fowl

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Birthday: 07/21


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Greetings, noble traveller!

I am Orion Fowl. Come, let us drink mead together and talk of days of old! You know, I have met faries before. I've even ridden on the back of a noble steed, my good friend.

Oh yes...introductions would be polite...

I am the other half of Artemis Fowl. A persona created in his mind free of guilt or worries. I've been stuck in the back of his head for the longest time, until that glorious angel of love freed me from my prison. Oh my lovely princess, how I adore thee~

-continues prattling on, professing his love for Holly for a good fifteen minutes-

Ah! I must stay on task and focused. Artemis is always scolding me for being so absent-minded. I daresay if he were, we wouldn't be in the situation we're in now.

Despite his many shortcomings, I care for Artemis very much. I also care greatly for his friends and family. After all, they are as much my relatives as his. I also enjoy dressing up in fun outfits. Artemis gets mad at me for doing that, but who is he to boss me around? I can defeat him any day, just as Harry Potter defeated the great Dark Wizard Voldemort. 8D

I'm afraid I might come off as a bit dim. That's because I haven't experienced much of life. However, I feel that as I move out in the world, I will gain the knowledge and capacity for emotions that seems to elude Artemis so much.

Ah! If you want to pop over and visit him, click here!

Feel free to comment or PM me, but it had better be something intelligent. I don't speak L33t, or any other stupid language. And if you threaten me, Butler is liable to shoot you.

My first account on here was back in 03 so none of you young'ins give me any lip.

I miss go-gaia. ;-;

~Master Artemis Fowl


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Adra Korim Report | 01/10/2012 7:25 pm
Adra Korim
Keep up the good work Noble Knight!! *give hug*
Abraham The Mage Report | 10/26/2011 11:03 am
Abraham The Mage
sophia vader Report | 07/07/2011 5:11 am
sophia vader
Why are you massively attracted to Holly?
Russian Ivan Braginski Report | 04/02/2011 10:55 am
Russian Ivan Braginski
Um . . . you're not wearing hypoallergenic deodorant and pressurized socks.
Master Artemis FowI Report | 02/04/2011 7:08 pm
Master Artemis FowI
Master Artemis FowI Report | 02/03/2011 2:54 pm
Master Artemis FowI
(Damn it. xD Hang on.)
Master Artemis FowI Report | 02/03/2011 2:44 pm
Master Artemis FowI
I hate you. Bl
((Want to head to towns with me? C: ))
Suicide Salvation Report | 01/05/2011 4:01 pm
Suicide Salvation
Just had to say that I love your username xD
HootingChickadee Report | 12/14/2010 3:38 pm
Scorpiogyrl11 Report | 11/11/2010 6:31 pm
You are DEFINITELY my favorite side of Artemis.... heart