GREETINGS, PUNY HUMANS! I AM LORD CRANE, YOUR NEW GOD!
Just kidding. I'm actually a puny human just like you, and as a puny human I have some useless meat-sack interests.
I love to create, and am constantly doing so. I've got a number of writing projects, but I don't normally get around to them because I don't have anyone to give opinions on my work, so I'm always looking for volunteers!
Also I'm a bit of a gamer, so there's that. Currently I'm playing Borderlands 2.

Heat Knife: A combat knife that can be heated or cooled rapidly. A device inside of it heats and cools it, activated by a switch on the back of the blade.


Benson Magnum: A heavy magnum that fires high-powered rounds. 15 shots.


Brent 34 Wasp: A medium caliber submachinegun that comes silenced as a standard. 20 shots.


Grenade Launcher: A small launcher that can only hold one shot at a time. It is manually loaded by pulling back a piston and putting a grenade in its tube. The piston shoots forward when the trigger is pulled, shooting the grenade out of the tube and setting it at the same time.


Grenades: Grenades can all be fired out of a grenade launcher and have 2 settings: explode on impact and explode after 3 seconds. With the exception of the Burrower, they are all tube-shaped and change modes by twisting a dial on the bottom. They have no pins and are made live by pushing the top of the tubes in firmly.

Flash: White banded. Creates a blinding flash of light for about one second.

Shiner: Gold banded. Same as flash, but the light lasts for about ten seconds.

Frag: Red banded. Explodes. May contain metal spurs as shrapnel.

Incindiary: Orange banded. Has two modes: Auto-Combust and Manual. Spews out a highly flammable gas that can burn at excess of 4000 degrees.

Burrower: Spherical. Consists of a bomb inside of a gel that gets sticky when exposed to air. The grenade is encased inside of a hard plastic shell and is used by first crushing the shell then throwing. The shell pieces fall off midflight, and the bomb sticks to a target. A device inside of it then drills into the target, then detonates the explosive inside of the target. Has no timer option; only triggered on impact.

Pulse: Blue banded. Sends out a small EMP.

Smoke: Gray banded. Creates a thick smoke that can irritate the eyes and lungs.

Chaff: Silver banded. When it explodes, it sends out small metal flakes that temporarily jam electronic and radio signals.

Hornet: Yellow banded. When it explodes, it sends out hundreds of tiny metal spikes in all directions.


Fontaine Special: An eight shot revolver designed to punch through armored targets. Has heavy kickback.


Rifles: Rifles each have a handle that pops out of the left side of the rifle, designed to be gripped in the left hand for stability. Their scopes are rectangular.

Knight's Lance: A 70 caliber anti-armor weapon, it was designed to destroy mechs and tanks. It has a panel that shows infrared, normally used to pick out engine heat, as well as a regular scope. The kickback is enormous, requiring great strength to handle effectively while standing. 8 shots.

Black Baron: A more manageable rifle, this one can easily be carried on a strap until needed. Can be silenced. 10 shots.

Angelo 11 Buster: A railgun designed to be used by a mech. It has a thermal scope. 15 shots. Kickback cannot be handled by a normal person at all.


Leonard 22 Tyke: A small caliber pistol known for being easy to conceal.


Benson Devil: A rocket launcher designed for taking out armored targets such as mecha or tanks. Its rounds pierce a target, then explode inside of it.


Peacemaker: A four-shot revolver. It packs an enormous punch and must be wielded with two hands for effective use. Illegal in most places.


Type 6 Hummingbird: A low caliber submachinegun with a built in silencer. Very small kickback. 60 shots.


Goliath: A triple barreled shotgun. The barrels can go off seperately or at once. Needs to be manually reloaded. Has an extended triggerguard that is designed to be used as a knuckleduster.


Bolt: A shortsword that has an internal battery capable of charging the blade with energy. This way it can be used as a lethal or non-lethal weapon. Often used to knock out kidnapping targets.


Shieldhand: A metal gauntlet that fits over one's arm. Buttons inside of it can cause flaps to come out to increase its size or pull the flaps back in. It has a lot of mass, so is best used by someone strong, but it makes a potent weapon. Combos well with a one handed sword as a shield.


Drelleck #22
A putty-like explosive, commonly known as dough or 22. It sticks to cold objects and explodes from impacts or from a detonator. To use a detonator, stick a receiver to the wall near the dough and push the button on the detonator. Do not stick the receiver into the dough or it may explode.


Drelleck #23: A sprayable explosive that arms upon contact with air. When unarmed, it is a liquid, but it foams up when armed. It detonates from impacts. The foam will not detonate when frozen, allowing it to be removed, and it dissolves in water, making it useless for underwater detonation.

The Soulgem: A blue crystal marble that Ordon carries, normally as a ring or bracelet. He can draw power from it, and use it to tear holes in reality to the realm called the Void. The Void is a dangerous place, home to the Element daemons. It can be used for teleportation, but one must pass through the Void to do this, a dangerous task as the daemons inside will attack if one stays too long. They can be summoned through these rips, but only an Elemental daemonmaster can control them. Ordon is not a daemonmaster. It can also summon the intelligent Great Beasts, beings that are often worshiped as gods on Element. Summon notes are below.

There are 4 tiers of daemon:
- Tier one daemons are dumb and weak, dangerous only in numbers.
- Tier two daemons are tougher and smarter, and packs often engage in battle strategies.
- Tier three daemons are similar to tier twos, but they have regenerative abilities, and are very difficult to kill.
- Tier four daemons are the Great Beasts. Each Great Beast is intelligent, has a personality, and have different abilities and weaknesses. Summoning a Great Beast is better than calling forth lesser daemons, but it it far more tiring.

If a rip to the Void is not closed properly, it can open a gateway for daemons to come through at will, and they will soon form ranks to protect the rip. Due to this, Ordon lets no one else use his Soulgem. It is unknown if he would be able to open rips to the Void without the gem.


Liz : A cycle with a hoverbars replacing the back wheel. It has the ability to boost forwards and jump, as well as carry parts of the Arsenal on it. Named for Eliga's fiance.


The Trident of Storn : A black trident gifted to him by a Stornian priest. It was said to have been used by the war god himself at some point in the past. The trident has the ability to return to the one who throws it, and can explode at the will of its user. It also self repairs if damaged and can accelerate itself through the air.

Twin Dragon Fangs (aka the Spark Swords) : Won from the first Demon Colloseum Tournament, the two swords were split, one given to each champion, however Gabriel gave his away, saying he had no need for it. The two swords are said to house dragon spirits, brothers in life and death. They can generate and absorb powerful electrical energy, and the two can form an electrical arc between them.