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Last Login: 04/01/2010 1:58 pm

Location: I usually have to relocate every couple or few years--currently based out of: The Midwest

Occupation: Close-protection officer


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I'm an avid practitioner in the martial arts, and my college career has spanned many fields giving me many skills however very little qualifications. My degree isn't going to be anything spectacular, but none of that matters in lieu of learning!
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Reluctant Protagonists

We walk on two legs, not on four. To walk on four legs breaks the law. What happens when we break the law? What happens when the rules aren't fair? We all know where we go from there; back to the house of pain...

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ImaDork007 Report | 06/11/2009 7:45 am
OMG!!! I wish you could come over and i could teach you to sew! That would be so kewl! then you could make you a cat hat!
ImaDork007 Report | 06/08/2009 8:49 am
^_^ LOL


lol i think i would get JUST A FEW weird looks. XD oh well!
I am real glad my mum has agreed to help me make some poof skirts. I wants a plaid one, a black one, a white one, and a blue pinstriped one! ^_^ Oh and I want a pinstriped vest! OH YAY!!! Sewing is so kewl! do you have a deviant art account? I do it's http://imadork007.deviantart.com/ i made a luna cat hat! ^_^
ImaDork007 Report | 06/05/2009 12:29 pm
awww i thought YOU abbondoned ME! LOL well i am glad you miss me too. Its good that you graduated from juco! i am not taking courses next semester so it will be my first time in what feels like forever just being a normal homeschooler. I got my hair cut into a bob yesterday. but hush hush...my friends at church are supposed to be surprised lol and i am visiting my adopted lil sis today to spend the night. lol she is not really adopted but we are really close friends and she is 13 so she is my lil sis to me. And I am officially addicted to wearing poofy skirts. yayz fun!!! XD I just made a Luna cat hat. so yeah...not much lol
ImaDork007 Report | 05/02/2009 12:35 pm
I'm all like not anti "use the wolf skin"...I'm horrible! XD
ImaDork007 Report | 05/01/2009 5:47 am
yesh! OH NICE PUPPY!!! ^^
ImaDork007 Report | 04/30/2009 7:04 pm
...My mum'd have a cow...then again, she does want a milk cow! ^^ MWAHAHAHA!!!
Ultra Valkyrie Report | 04/25/2009 1:33 pm
Ultra Valkyrie
Oh, you just walked in on the yuri club.... You're not invited. XD

Buh bye man-cub. wink
Ultra Valkyrie Report | 04/25/2009 1:15 pm
Ultra Valkyrie
I cannot find your town by walking! D: what the eff?! I've never been to your town, I wanna see the sign for reals. you better not be kidding, because I've been walking all day so far. You know what? Fine, I'll just link over there... Boooo! Booo, I say!
Gentle Desert Rose Report | 04/25/2009 12:41 pm
Gentle Desert Rose
Nyaaa~ I got a faunzy flute before you! :3 It's cool, basically you get to play janken ever 24 hours for a prize. I pressed my luck, so I hope the prize is better next round. ^.^ I might get another one to get more prize potential... I'm still saving up for a better outfit ya know. wink You can help ya know...

I just stopped by to tease ya. Mwah! *runs away*
ImaDork007 Report | 04/18/2009 6:14 am
LOL your so funny! ^^ violence does not bother me...I have a little brother who uses me as a punching bag. LOL No we just like to fight (even though I always loose) I watched the Last Samurai last night. that's how gory things can get for me...Or the Passion of the Christ! Oooooh that's a gory one. >.< But nudity can be awkward! XP I have 1-8 of Fruits basket, all 7 of Kamichama karin, 1 & 2 of the Kamichama Karin sequel, 3 & 4 of Kamichama Karin in Japanese (which will NEVER be given away), One Sailor Moon Manga (Last one at Borders so I bought it quick!), and a few random American Manga. Not a very big collection... >.>


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And I find it all hilarious, because it's not happening to me!

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