Some sexual quotes that I thought were awesome...

'Desire is the essence of a man.'

'Let there be pleasure and ecstasy on earth and let it begin with me.'

'It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce.'

'The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.'

Bands that I will listen to over, and over:

The Monkees

Beach Boys


Her Space Holiday

Ok Go

The Vincent Black Shadow


Posts per Day: 0.16

Total Posts: 759

Latest Posts


Welcome to my store.
I try my best to keep my prices cheap, and if they aren't the cheapest, then that means either:

a- I really need the gold
b- I don't want to part with it, but I really need the gold.
c- I wanna see if it will sell at that price, because I need the gold.

But if an item is too high, pm me, and I can put it on hold for at most 2 weeks. Any longer than that and I'm sorry, but I need to sell it.

Or, if it's just too high for your liking, I'm sure we can make a deal. Just know that I will want something in return. I'm not going to sell a 100k item for 50k and a paper hat.

Also, I'm collecting cans, so if you want to get rid of them, I will buy them off of you. =D


View Store

Things that My selfish self wants.


Quotes of the day.

I can resist anything but temptation.

If your not living on the edge, then your taking up too much room.

Beware all enterprises that require new outfits.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed really hard.

There is no such thing as a good or bad book. Just moral and immoral ones.

Sex is bad,
sex is a sin.
sins are forgiven,
so stick it in...

I do not want the world. I just want your half.

"History shall be kind to me, for I intend to write it."-- Winston Churchhill


Ok. So I still have no clue what to put in this thingy here. But the old messege was getting...well...old. My name is Mike, I am 16, and I live in Colorado Springs, but I am not going to tell you the state XP. I am a junior in high school.'s kinda sad when you can't think of anything to say about yourself...

I am just a wee bit obsessed with the following:
-Family Guy
-Evil monkey
-Herbert (unless you are a family guy fan you wont get this one)

That's pretty much it...If there is anything you would like to know about me, I am a very open person and am willing to share. Just Pm me or something...XD Have a nice day

I'm thinking of putting a survey up in a little bit, and turning my journal into an editorial...Not sure yet. In the mean time, enjoy this site. ^^ It leads to some good laughs?

Here's one that's just plain damned pretty:

Also, my avi seems to be missing something...but I don't know what...Other thant that, I'm really proud of it ^^;

Lyrics to said song.

What's wrong with everyone? There's a panic in their eyes
Like others getting close are aliens, in disguise
They smell conspiracy on the lips of dearest friends
Reminds me of a time long ago, They think it's the end

Of what we all created, used to love but now we hate it
Life is as simple as the mind it lives in
The truth is a waste of time, when we're conditioned to understand
Lies are the right was as we watch the blind leading the blind

Everything that we see is another's suffering
Learn to enjoy the message the TV is delivering
You're safe being the glass like being at the zoo
The face of guilty thoughts turns around and looks just like you

Don't want be another, victim but you watch them suffer
Organized, de-sensitized and trained
To wake up at 6 AM, go to work come home and in bed by ten
When the feeling is safe and warm
Horrified by any change, living by consensus destroys us
Paints pretty pictures at the same time will do us more harm

Famous Last Words:

I can pass that guy.

Resistance is futile. (don't kill me! I thought it was funny!)

"Homocidal Tendancies?..."

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson!!

Don't be so superstitious.

"Damnit, Lizzie! Get off your lazy a** and cut me some firewood!"-- Mr. Borden.

'Tis but a flesh wound!


User Image
PM me if you read through all of that. ^^
People who have read it: 15
Share the love. =D

People and thier thoughts.

View All Comments

WULF1198 Report | 10/17/2008 11:25 pm
Hello ___ mika I think it was. I remember you as Kamet's friends from like two years ago. I am sorry to bother you but I live in Nevada Missouri and I am bored outta my skull. My first question is how do you get PMs?
NlGGER BlTCH WAS HACKED Report | 02/26/2008 11:05 am
my eyes hurt from reading all that><
Jaganath Report | 02/20/2008 11:23 pm
Just watched your entire signature. What motivated you to do that?
broken_heart_824 Report | 01/25/2008 9:11 pm
thanks for the purchase
Phantastik iPenguin Report | 12/21/2007 7:16 pm
Phantastik iPenguin
Thank you for buying from my shop.

Merry Christmas! Also A Happy New Year!
Eddie of the Green Moons Report | 11/24/2007 4:40 pm
Eddie of the Green Moons
Iea fubo meh yujou quoug YU un cuiot... el jeh iea? EH.EH
DotFish Report | 07/19/2007 9:45 pm
Online Hosttt...

Hello. ;O
SoulfulZen Report | 07/13/2007 4:10 pm
I have set an inferno, and I will see the flames scorch all who oppose me.
Katusho Report | 06/27/2007 2:04 pm
hey how are ye? long time no talk xP lol, nice quotes btw User Image
[ .A s h m o d a i. ] Report | 04/27/2007 3:32 pm
[ .A s h m o d a i. ]
Wisdom teeth, hmm?

Welcome to my profile this one is just an expiriment created by my own sleepdrunkeness. ^^

I'm an ankh whore.

The lyrics are really good though, so I'll

keep them up for your enjoyment. Enjoy!!