Howdy! I'm Riparian, your friendly neighborhood cowboy, better known 'round the webs as Dez. But really you can call me whatever you want I'll answer to just about anything.

I wander about roleplays and I am a GM, a writer and an artist.
I am known to tromp around with herds of people from place to place. I love interesting stories and concepts and uh... other than that I'm actually kind of boring and tell stories like an old man.

A way to tell a Dez may have invaded your Gaia RP is if there are suddenly cowboys, masked characters, genderly-ambiguous things, old men and/or Australians everywhere.

I will do commissions for gold, but not usually very big ones because I need real monies ):

NOW, ON TO THE QUOTES because everyone loves quotes.

r 0 z

/hangs head.

Ms Mudsie, to Ren -The Manic Scribe-
Beat your brother with your pasta then laugh manically over his quivering, injured body.


There is no spoon, because the spoon is embedded in my chest.

His hair is that color.
Only not a Mullet.
Mullet is a color, too.
A very strong color.
It is also a smell.

Frank Herbert
" I must not Fear.
Fear is the mindkiller.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.

... Gaia [RP] IS Jerry Springer. Only with magic

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[a lovely illustration of my main OC, RamJak "Jack" Silver by johnnykurr.]
[this is his true form, clearly]


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Actors by Action, Players by Game

User Image Please excuse any and all grumpiness that may ensue. This journal aims to educate and poke fun at Gaia RPing culture, but there will also be room for praise, awards and even thread reviews.

Being the occasionally organized anecdotes, chronicles and criticism of role play about Gaia.



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Careless Charisma

Report | 12/29/2012 7:31 pm

Careless Charisma

Join my new Guild, we are Gaia Assassins... we hunt down and destroy all who cross our path. With your help we can defeat the evil that lurks (Noobs). So I am asking you if you want to join our Guild/Clan? "Please consider," Message me either Yes, or No. ninja cool ninja P.s. All who is apart of the Clan help one-another out, we help eachothers and victims of hackers... (But know once you join, you can Never Leave)...
~Careless Charisma

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Careless Charisma

Report | 10/24/2011 4:18 pm

Careless Charisma

lol yea it kinda does alright ty anyway
Careless Charisma

Report | 10/24/2011 4:12 pm

Careless Charisma

Hello Riparian, join us... yes or no, but know once you join you can never leave
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Report | 07/05/2011 9:51 pm



Report | 04/28/2011 8:13 pm


ninja Thought of you guys when I was going through some old stuff.
Stopped to say hi.
Incapable Fruit

Report | 03/25/2011 1:33 pm

Incapable Fruit

oh...not sure den.
but u dont hav to add me, if its dat big of a deal.

Report | 03/23/2011 6:09 pm


DUDE, sorry i didnt hold up the discussion you were having about robosapians
I was in school and forgot to look back sweatdrop

saw the aftermath due to the town meeting thread. We could still dig up the thread and continue if you want. i have a few things we could talk about and add to the awesomeness that is robo

also, you should poke by the fur thread again. I miss'd ya :C

Report | 03/22/2011 5:41 pm


Because everyone is a 13 year old Russian dolphin, driving a car. You know this is true.
Incapable Fruit

Report | 03/20/2011 12:22 pm

Incapable Fruit

im perty sure i dont no u, but maybe we talked on OMG pop or somthing, i dont remimber.
johnny kurr

Report | 03/15/2011 12:28 pm

johnny kurr

Eeeee, sdkfjnfds yesssss. ;;;u;;; <333 /pet pet petssss

/Kurr. Not vampMer. But he can pet Skrillex too if he wants I guess.


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"yeah, no."