Howdy! I'm Riparian, your friendly neighborhood cowboy, better known 'round the webs as Dez. But really you can call me whatever you want I'll answer to just about anything.
I wander about roleplays and I am a GM, a writer and an artist.
I am known to tromp around with herds of people from place to place. I love interesting stories and concepts and uh... other than that I'm actually kind of boring and tell stories like an old man.
A way to tell a Dez may have invaded your Gaia RP is if there are suddenly cowboys, masked characters, genderly-ambiguous things, old men and/or Australians everywhere.I will do commissions for gold, but not usually very big ones because I need real monies ):NOW, ON TO THE QUOTES
because everyone loves quotes.
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Ms Mudsie, to Ren -The Manic Scribe-
Beat your brother with your pasta then laugh manically over his quivering, injured body.
THEN HE'LL LEARN HIS PLACE. >D
There is no spoon, because the spoon is embedded in my chest.
His hair is that color.
Only not a Mullet.
Mullet is a color, too.
A very strong color.
It is also a smell.
" I must not Fear.
Fear is the mindkiller.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
ONLY I WILL REMAIN. "
... Gaia [RP] IS Jerry Springer. Only with magic
[a lovely illustration of my main OC, RamJak "Jack" Silver by johnnykurr.]
[this is his true form, clearly]
Actors by Action, Players by Game
Please excuse any and all grumpiness that may ensue. This journal aims to educate and poke fun at Gaia RPing culture, but there will also be room for praise, awards and even thread reviews.
Being the occasionally organized anecdotes, chronicles and criticism of role play about Gaia.