About
Hi! I'm Official Kabuto, but you probably already knew that. You did click something with my name on it to get here, after all. Anyways, some info about myself:
I'm 19, and my hobbies include collecting cadavers, conducting medical experiments, making Sasuke cry tears of blood, and hanging out with my boss, Lord Orochimaru. He's really cool, everyone reading this should totally join up with him. There's a lot of perks to joining up with Sound. There's great health insurance involved, for one. Honest.
If you want to help me with my first two hobbies, great! Simply keel over and die so I can collect you without much fuss or offer your body to me for the experiments. Much obliged!
Now then, I'm on a quest. No, I'm not asking you for gold. It's not that kind of quest. I'm collecting Orochimarus! There seems to be a shortage lately. And if anyone asks about that horrible rumor that Orochimaru's been sealed away by Itachi, well, that's completely untrue. He's just vacationing in the Bahamas. [/denial]
Orochimarus Collected: 3
Random friend requests make me more paranoid, please attach some sort of reason or where we met. That last one helps a lot. Thanks!
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