he who laughs last, didn't get it
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Misery loves its company
they're both dead, at the same time! XD