If this didn't happen to you before you got here, consider yourself fortunate. You just skipped a ******** of red tape.
Is it still called friendship when u accidentally click on something u shudn't have?
He owns our souls now, remember?
How did it come to this...?
Ever wonder what you'd luk like if you were female? Like a freak? APPARENTLY. Some people were just never meant t'be good looking T_T
Gets you thinking -Girls are amazing, they're essentially just like us, but born beautiful, and thus their personalities are shaped by it - whereas the attention or side-affects of beauty have nothing to do with how a guy is going to turn out (unless yer a beautiful guy). I think beauty is a double-bladed sword, it may werk t'yer advantage, but yer also a victim of it if people judge u on face value
I SAID IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
where did it all go wrong...
This reminds me of the time I pisse-- in tha-
Ur thinking of me with a sexpot fer a head again, aren't u
There's a difference between generosity and helping the enemy
wait....why am *I* in here......?
No, there's a difference between a tip and a mugging..
The infamous band of wild waterproof bear bandits - I have seen them
YEAH BABY, I'M! TOO SMEXI FOR MY *CLOTHES*! TOO SMEXI FOR MY *CLOTHES*! TOO SMEXI COOOOOZ I! CAN*NOT* DRAW CLOTHES FOR *s**t*! CAN*NOT* DRAW CLOTHES FOR *s**t*!
Why are men so obnoxious?
Don't worry, I did the paint job for him, it looks more like a v****a........I don't think he knew what he was doing.
My lawyer, knowing when to step in -->
Man, y'know how like sometimes you get a cramp while yawning and your jaw locks into place..?
No. No I have no idea wtf ur talking about, shuttup.
No, and stop Lying, the both of you. BE YOURSELVES
THE LIES ARE THICK HERE, BE YOURSELVES
HEY YOU! I KNOW U'VE BIN IGNORING ME THIS ENTIRE TIME! I ******** WARNED U. LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! STOP LYING! BE YOURSE- FUGGIT, DIE MORTALS
YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS, SISTER?!
I'LL SCRATCH YOUR ******** EYES OUT
I'M NOT ON YOUR DRESS YOU DIRTY LYING SLUT
WE SHOULD JUST BE OURSELVES
I AM SURROUNDED BY HORRENDOUS LIES, BE YOURSELF OR PREPARE 4 EPIC BOSS BATTLE
DID YOU JUST ******** PUSH ME?!
I am officially scared of this woman
More importantly, when th'hell did they multiply?
I'd leave it be, we didn't get life insurance with this job, & there's nothing in our contract about battling our customers. If she wants to raise a racket let her. Besides, I think the boss is already on it... ...but why is he punching Synyster?
This is getting out of hand...think we should do something?
I don't know, it was like this when we got here
What do you mean, "when you GOT here"? you're supposed to be looking after this place when I'm gone
Hey we've got profiles too, watch your own ******** back
GOD if you want something do-... Ugh, nevermind. Look, if you guys distract the small ones, I'll go 'round back and shove a stake up the huge one's a**.
ALMOST! Now remember guys... girls love bunny rabbits..
We can't take THOSE, are you INSANE
You won't need to fer long. I've already GOT a ******** PLAN, unlike YOU. Now do something right for once, I don't pay you just to tend bar. JEWLZ, ARE THEY READY YET?
And how does that help us in this situation?
I'm pretty sure it's b/c she was the last one out last night, which would explain why I found the front door still open in the morning...and this thing trashing the place...
How sad am I to draw my own navi
When she walks away from you mad: [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth: [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you: [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you: [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet: [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you: [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away: [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst: [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying: [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking: [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared: [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder: [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat: [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you: [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time: [ Reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt: [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you: [ She really does more than you could even understand. ] When she grabs at your hands: [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you: [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret: [ Keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes: [ Don't look away until she does ] When she misses you: [ She's hurting inside ] When you break her heart: [ The pain never really goes away ] When she says its over: [ She still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this on her page its cuz: [ She wants YOU to read it ] Stay on the phone with even if she�s not saying anythingDON'T let her have the last wordNEVER call her hot, pretty is soo much better Say you love her more than she could ever love youArgue that she is the best girl everWhen she's mad hug her tight and don't let goWhen she says she's ok don�t believe it, talk with her, because 10yrs later she'll remember youCall her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love herCall her before you sleep and after you wake upTreat her like she's all that matters to youTease her and let her tease you backStay up all night with her when she's sickWatch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if youthink its stupidGive her the worldLet her wear your clothesWhen she's bored and sad, hang out with herLet her know she's importantKiss her in the pouring rainWhen she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is, "Who'sbutt am I kicking today baby?"
I do commissions like these, but yer avis will be nude, monotone & sketched!
If you want them colored (like my colored drawing of my avi below on the left)
, I recommend Fay_MS to you (she's th'avi on that drawing)
She really knows how to bring a picture to life
Discovered Jesus chillin with sum ho's
Protecting Jesus from cybersex
Then we had to say goodbye to Jesus
Royal Congregation. Can u spot me?
I like t'browse profiles & read what people have t'say, and th'amount of hate I've come across is ENORMOUS. We see someone & we think we might wanna get t'know them, so we take a look at their page & without even meeting them yet they've already told us ******** off on their profile.
Their attitude is this: basically, if we don't like something about them, then we can ******** off.
1) They've already assumed that there's something about themselves we're not gonna like & that we're gonna give 'em s**t about it. We're looking at yer profile b/c we already like u. Telling us ******** off is gonna get you th'opposite reaction
2) They've just told countless people they don't even know to ******** off
3) They hate being judged and say, "You don't know me/Don't act like you know me", and yet they've already judged us first just by saying that
No person is simple t'understand, but hatred is easy to predict, and some of these people love t'hate
Having a bad history/childhood/adolescence doesn't give u an excuse to take it out on other people (especially here where we're all trying to forget & have fun), it only makes u as bad as whoever u blame. The only excuse it DOES give u is to treat people better than u've been treated
There's plenty of trauma to go around, and there's always someone who's had it worse, except they don't have th'leisure of playing gaia like u do
In the end, everyone's got a heart deep down. We're all sensitive & some of us are severely misunderstood. It's possible to hurt anyone with as little as a few words, which is why it's so important to be approachable & understanding with other people, NOT t'hate th'world and make it yer enemy
Every1 wants t'be loved & understood, no matter how much hate/bullying they dish out. Bullies are almost always in groups b/c they feed off each other for approval & being an a*****e means they get t'stay in th'group & feel like they belong somewhere. Also b/c most people love to rebel
People are hostile because they're afraid of being hurt again Don't make th'same mistake, because people who are nice just fer th'sake of being nice. ACTUALLY EXIST
If y'don't rebel & be an a*****e then that means yer mommy's pet or teacher's pet or a 'nice person', and being nice is baaaad. Which of course makes zero sense, & any1 who thinks like that is an idiot with the brain of a sheep (& even sheep don't bully each other)
It's not rocket science . But people don't bother using their brains b/c it's all about peer pressure (or as I like to call it, money-see-monkey-do), and peer pressure says: Y'either fit in with th'people yer age by becoming a rebel or you stick to being nice (which is baaad)
Key phrase from 1st sentence: "should know before you...think anything about me"
Key phrase from 2nd sentence: "I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME"