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I cannot guarantee you will come out alive or whole, but I will sell you items for a cheap price.
Just in case you don't make it out alive.
Just in case you don't make it out alive.

 

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Location: In your pants

Birthday: 03/28/1990

Occupation: Cart pusher

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I'm not nakie!!!

 

Who's been here??

Everything that has nothing to do with anything

Name: Jo
Age: 18ish
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Religion: I love God

So I'm pretty much gangster if you cannot already tell.
Yes, I do abbrevate some of my words and half of the time I just cannot spell or am too lazy to go to dictionary.com and look the word up.
I'm still fairly literate so I expect you to be at the same level.
The world does not revolve around any person. It revolves around the sun and if you think otherwise....Just stop existing.
I have to pee. A lot.
I am sensitive to caffeine so even though I drink energy drinks all the time, they still get me extremely hyper.
My dog is the most amazing organism to have ever been created so deal with it.
Her name is Annie.
Ok, well next to Anthony she is the most amazing organism to have ever been created. <33


My likes and dislikes?
-I dislike typing in my profile to give random people information about me that if they really want to know, will ask me instead of actually reading all of this crap.
-I love Anthony <3
-I love my friends.
-I love my dog.
-I love my fat bunny Sephiroth. (The girl, Ninja, is mean to everyone.)
-I love texting people when I can not physically talk to them.
-I love my church.
-I love God.
-I love icons.
-I love to sing.
-I love psychology.
-I love that I'm done with this section of my profile now.

My friends:

Bebo- What to say? She has been my best friend since the 7th grade when we spent the next 3 summers or so chilling at either her house or mine being the retards we are. We have done some pretty stupid and crazy stuff just because we wanted to and guess what? I'd do it all over again as long as she was still with me. She is tres belle while I am moche (Not sure I spelled the right but I do not care at this point) but we are still amazing.

Steven- I have only known this kid for over 6 months and he is my second best friend in the whole wide world. He is like a male Bebo, but with less brain cells. Hahaha, I still love him though. Everyone thinks we are dating but that would be EXTREMELY icky if we ever did. He is my buddy, guyfriend not my boyfriend. Anyways, one day, the truck in front of his house will talk. I'll make sure of it. biggrin

Anthony - Just about the most amazing person you will EVER meet. He makes me smile lots and he is smexy and uber sweet. ^^ There's more but then there would be a lot of 'and's in this section, which I do not really enjoy putting in. He made this last fourth of July the best one I have ever had, even though we did not have a condom. wink

Zach- This kid rocks. What more do I need to say?

Katy- I met back in Kindergarten through our buddy Danika and she is super cool. We had to help her learn all of our sexual innuendos over the last few years, but I think she has finally got them down pretty good. We have defiled her mind quite nicely.

Danika- Crazy, bubbly, bouncey little chick. She has been around since either kindergarten or the year before that, I'm not sure which. It was a long time ago though. She is awesome though. From playing store to jumping in puddles to going to waterparks together, we have pretty much done it all. She rocks.

Mandy- Orginally was my brothers best friend since preschool but I am WAY cooler than my brother so naturally he hangs out with me. We have loads of fun together, telling jokes, old gradeschool stories and just laughing for no reason at all. Yeah, he got fired from our job at Freddy's but he will survive. He might be going off to the Navy in either September or October, I do not remember...But it's sad either way. crying

Alethea- Is tres joli whether she likes it or not. She is an amazing artist, pianist, and violinist, if that is a word. She is nice, funny and loves everyone for who they are, not for what they have or still do. <333

Dan- This kid will kill you with his drawings of pyramid head. They come ALIVE so you better watch out. He can draw pretty much everything more amazing than anyone else on the planet and is an uber tight musician.

Allison B.- We are going make an amazing band together! Why? Because we have strippers! Who needs good music when you have stippers? Anyways, she rules due to her bouncey personality and ability to laugh all the time. Oh, and cuz we are both on the same side to kill Robert at work.

Joe- Will make an amazing stripper for our band. He is pretty smexy and someone I know wants his body. Oh, and he lost his virginity the other night so he is a man now. Haha, kidding.

-Lots of other people that I am too lazy to put in so get over it.


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FapToTheSkylar Report | 11/19/2013 4:44 pm
FapToTheSkylar
Hey, Loser.
Poptarts_In_Mailslots Report | 08/30/2009 4:46 pm
Poptarts_In_Mailslots
help me get fausto's bottle?
Akarin-chan Report | 11/27/2008 5:37 pm
Akarin-chan
Happy Thanksgiving! C:
Akarin-chan Report | 10/12/2008 6:36 pm
Akarin-chan
Kelp o' the lock me hearties! Makes meh wanna go down to the pub fer a pint! And ye, me mcswiggen?

XDDD

I watched the family guy with peters irish dad, that's why.



Now there's a party around your avatar. O:
Akarin-chan Report | 09/29/2008 9:52 am
Akarin-chan
I meant the ones behind your avatar. XD
Akarin-chan Report | 09/22/2008 10:02 am
Akarin-chan
It is an Angel Imp. :] In the Cash Shop.



What's that background you got? It's cool. O:
Akarin-chan Report | 09/18/2008 6:55 pm
Akarin-chan
Oh yush. B]
Akarin-chan Report | 09/17/2008 8:21 pm
Akarin-chan
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Poetic_Justice12 Report | 07/08/2008 6:24 pm
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WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U LOVE INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER
AtheaShadowFang Report | 07/06/2008 9:32 pm
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your profile is pretty neat
 

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I trade these ashes in for beauty, and wear forgiveness like a crown. Coming to kiss the feet of mercy. I lay every burden down, at the foot of the cross.

I'll trade these ashes in for beauty and wear forgiveness like a crown. Coming to kiss the feet of mercy. I lay every burden down, at the foot of the cross.

The scene is retaking shape. It seems you're stuck in the middle. The legs of your lover, have spread of another...and coming undone.

Look how pretty she is, when she falls down. There's no beauty in bleeding mascara. Her lips are quivering, like a withering rose. She's back again.

My wounds, cry for the grave. my soul cries, for deliverence. Will I be, denied? Christ. Tourniquet. My suicide....

Will you still hold me when you see what I have done? Will you still kiss me the same, when you taste my victims blood? Crimson and red.

Just live and breathe. Try not to die again.

So I'm a little left of center, I'm a little out of tune. Some say I'm paranormal, so I just bend their spoon. Who wants to be ordinary, in a crazy mixed up world?

I guess I'm just too white and nerdy.

Like a deer longing for water, my heart yearns. Only you can fill my deep hunger, my soul yearns.

And when it all goes to hell...Will you be able to tell me I'm sorry with a straight face?

Sometimes it feels like the whole wide world has made itself my enemy, but I will stand upon my own to feet and raise my head up.

You put a bullet in my head,Turned black thoughts to red.
This could all end in tragedy. I dream of your death, Lay you down to rest, I won't look back in fond memory

Scream till there's silence, Scream while there's life left, vanishing. Scream from the pleasure, unmask your desire, perishing

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs

One more night,I wanna to be with you. Where I wanna to hold you tight, It feels so right, tonight.

My heart stops for the second time, a playful grin as you draw the blinds.

Point of rhythm is to follow it in time, To listen to the beating in your mind. Remember if you seek then you shall find...

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect , every action in this world will bear a consequence. If you wade around forever, you will surely drown. I see what's going down.

I can't save your life, Though nothing I bleed for is more tormenting. I'm losing my mind and you just stand there and stare as my world divides.

Please, please forgive me, But I won't be home again. Maybe someday you'll look up, And, barely conscious, you'll say to no one: "Isn't something missing?"

Someday I'm gonna run across your mind, Don't worry, I'll be fine. I'm gonna be alright While you're sleeping with your pride, Wishing I could hold you tight. I'll be over you And on with my life

Don't you know, Nobody drinks alone. Every demon, every ghost From your past, And every memory you've held back Follows you home

Like the purest light in a darkened world, So much hope inside such a lovely girl. You should see her fly, it's almost magical, It makes you wanna cry, she's so beautiful

And I never got to tell her, that the boy, Showed me the truth. In crayon red, on notebook paper, he'd written
Me and God love you

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true

When you feel your soul drop to the floor, Like a hole, Like an open bleeding sore. Then you'll have bled like I bled, And you'll have wept as I've wept

The day has come for all us sinners. If you're not a servant, you'll be struck to the ground. Flee the burning, greedy city. Lookin' back on her to see there's nothing around.

And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky, I'll make a wish send it to heaven, That'll make you wanna cry

Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken. Hello I'm the lie living for you so you can hide

What meant the world imploded, faded and demoted. All my oxygen to product gas and suffocated my last chance

Someone get me to the doctor, someone get me to a church. Where they can pump this venom gaping hole And you must keep your soul like a secret in your throat

I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold. See inside, inside of our heads

I'm standing in the dark wondering where you are. I'm leaving my heart here in Echo Park.

I'm looking down now that it's over, Reflecting on all of my mistakes. I thought I found the road to somewhere, Somewhere in His grace

Your love is like a river, Peaceful and deep. Your soul is like a secret, That I never could keep

Give me your hand but realize I just wanna say goodbye. Please understand I have to leave and carry on my own life

Your daughter's in love, your daughter's in love. You've won your children.