I ams
Toki Wartooth and I plays guitar in a band called
Dethklok.
We are the most metals band in the whole worlds.
I plays a
Gibson Flying V.
My
bandmates:
Nathan Explosion
He's our lead singer and he's really brutal when it comes down to recording. Sometimes he will deletes an entire album if we's makes it not medal.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
He's the
lead guitarist and fastest guitarest alive promiscuous a*****e. He's always screwings everytings. I hates him. Fan girls likes to draw us doing naughty tings all the time. It's gross and kinds of disturbing. Boy, I really hates him.
William Murderface
Um...he's our bass and he talks about piss a lot and he pisses on everytings. He really hates himself.
Pickle
He's our drummer. He gets drunk a lots.
My best friend:
Dr. Rockzo
He's a rock 'n' roll clown. He USED to dos cocaine. He's my best friend and we's like to hang out. Everybody seems to hate him, though...
sad
Charles Foster Ofdensen, (Legal Council, Management)
Dat's waaay too long to says, so we just call him 'dat guy', or 'Manager' or 'robot'. He's a robot but he can be pretty cool somtimes. He saveds Skwisgaar and I's when dis guy attacked us. He's short. :/
Our fans
Dey gives us someting to hate likes dis:
please helps me kill Racheal Ray
you'lls be medal for enternities
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