Not a Bear

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Last Login: 02/14/2022 2:02 am

Registered: 05/17/2006

Location: Forest.

Birthday: 10/02

Occupation: Strolling.

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I'm not a bear. ninja

But I do live in the forest.
My favourite treat is honey.
I also like cookies and other sweetnesses or food in general.
Fish too. Fish is good.
Please bring some when you come to see me.

Kthxbai. heart

Also, don't leave any food in your car when you visit.
It's dangerous, because of the bears.
ninja
It's true.

Yesyes: 3nodding heart
- food
- BFFs (B is for Bear, OK?)
- food
- poetry
- disguises
- food

Nono: talk2hand
- Pandas. They sook. With their emo eyeliner. rolleyes
- Rangers. They're big meanies. emo
- Salad. I may not be a bear, but I'm no rabbit either.


They told me not to feed the bear
For their brutality does not compare
To any beast of sea or air
But since you are clearly not a bear
I offer you a snack because I care.

By me

Don't feed the bears, said a sign foul with scorn
and the bear felt it was not to be borne
He fancied a snack
so pulled from his pack
a deceptive and sly pair of horns

By the best vignette

so furry and worldly and wise
is the bear with unblinking, large eyes
though the horns on his head
let him eat people's bread
he regrets his poor deer friend's demise
 

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My deepest darkust secrets. And cake. And cookies. And crisps. And pie. And trifle. And pancakes. And icecream... ohmy... <333333

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mechaW999 Report | 03/27/2023 2:17 pm
I'm not the same goober you knew from before, but I hope wherever you are that you're doing well and surrounded by people who love you.

do take care, my favorite bear friend.
cream Report | 09/16/2019 6:19 am
<3
Akinori Shuto Report | 06/01/2019 5:00 pm
Hey wassup Bear-cha
Vixiie Report | 05/01/2019 8:24 am
Aulieeee I miss you crying heart
mechaW999 Report | 04/11/2019 8:13 am
*you're
sorry about that.
mechaW999 Report | 03/27/2019 5:21 am
I know it's less rewarding and not so thrilling to come back here every now and then,
but I want you to know that I still care about you and your well-being even if your on a hiatus.

if you wanna talk or say something, I'm also all ears, fam.
mechaW999 Report | 01/23/2019 7:13 am
how do you do?
SimonEimon Report | 01/07/2019 7:54 am
Where are you? crying
Arashiyama Report | 11/28/2018 1:09 pm
Bear!!! I miss you!
mechaW999 Report | 10/14/2018 7:22 am
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I'm so not a bear!

I'm not coo'

I'm coo'