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Oh crap... Ganons backagain..... AND LINK STILL ISNT HERE!! if he doesnt show up soon ill find him and strangle him with Earthworm Jim(you probably dont know who that is). This time Ganon is trying to torture me, by singing so loud he broke the stain glass windows...MY stain glass windows(jerk)!!!Anyways, at the moment Hyrule is at peace, but as we all know, it wont last for long... Link of corse is hiding from me until im in chaos again.. (men...). the Zoras are doing fine(until i kill the princess Ruto....MUAHAHAHA.....)ignore that last comment...Okey dokey... yesterday was an anti-climax, i saw Bowser and Roy fighting over who was going to kill Mario(geez what losers, ~Peach~)but of course they both killed eachother(typical Nintendo guys..). of course im practicing my magic so next time Ganon trys to stick me in places i dont want to be, i can just kill him(and of course he'll come back to life again..)
Oh and of course theres the Gerudos(they say Link was training there the other day, but i dont believe anything they say.)they are hopefully up to nothing that will damage my kingdom, but you cant expect too much good from them. Im trying to clean up the mess Ganon made (which will take up my time between kidnappings) and hopfully ill have time to finish my book!
the Kokorians,(hope i spelled it right)are, of course, at peace. i think Link is hiding among them, but i dont know. the Gorons keep begging for me to give them the "shiny stones" from the Temple, but i cant do that because if i did, Hyrule would go down the drain.
thats all i have to report(for now)
until next time Hyrule is having mental issues. ~Zelda~
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