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Registered: 12/23/2006

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Location: Can't tell. <_< ... >_> (Looks around shiftily)

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Austria-Kaninchen Report | 10/19/2011 1:01 pm
Glad u like it. If you have a better idea let me know razz
Austria-Kaninchen Report | 10/19/2011 8:00 am
ah forget it, I added your skype comment razz
Austria-Kaninchen Report | 10/17/2011 12:58 pm
What would you like me to write for your speech bubble on my profile page? XD I have to fill that page a bit to make it look nicer 3nodding
Eddie Legacy Report | 10/05/2011 7:17 am
SacredDemon17 Report | 10/04/2011 1:42 am
No problem, thought you might need it to do some recon in the new area for the clan ^_-
Boozy Sassmouth Report | 07/20/2011 6:23 pm
I'm sorry.
I know this is random but I was lurking through the forums and saw you went to Nerdapalooza too.
blberry Report | 06/25/2011 10:53 am
i havent been active for a while, but if i were to be active again, i would need to catch up on alot of things biggrin im sorry for the inconvenience
Rat Report | 06/04/2011 6:14 am
Done, I look forward to future missions.
Rat Report | 06/04/2011 6:07 am
Done, I look forward to future missions.
Rgilgamesh the Hallowed Report | 05/22/2011 2:35 am
Ninjashade; why haven't you or DemonicWeasel taken over the World? I gave you a two year deadline and it's past due. Don't make me call in the ferret squad.


"Who the heck do you think you are? Seriously.
Do you have any idea what it's like to be a ninja?
Unless you're a ninja the answer is no. Got it?"
~The Ask A Ninja Ninja

Welcome. Welcome to the shadowy halls of the ninja. Let me start by saying, although ninjas are incredibly awesome, you probably don't want to be here. You're life is very much in danger of being sliced into little tiny pieces and devoured by colossal, clown mask wearing, ice-fire breathing, poisonous, shadow-melding, dragon demons from the forgotten realm of Xilous by simply entering this page.

If you're still alive, it probably means you are either a ninja, or the demons are playing poker or something. Either way, these halls are full of dangers that you're mind can't even begin to fathom. Seriously, this place is deadly. GET... OUT... OF... HERE... NOW!!! I'm talking Grounddrogs (which is like a groundhog with these razor sharp pneumatic drills all over them), Machine Gogs (machine gun wielding hogs), hell elves (exactly what they sound like), and Gelions (things that were originally aliens but burrowed underground and formed secret high tech bunkers and are slowly working on overthrowing the Internet). Scary, right? You really don't want to be here.

Still here? Sweet. Allow me to introduce myself, or rather, allow me to not. You may call me Shade. I lead a certain group of dedicated followers of the shadow in an undisclosed location. If you are dedicated to the shadow and are a true ninja, you may be interested in L.o.G.A. That's the League of Gaian Assassins. My own group is a bit more... exclusive. If your curiosity is peaked, which I doubt it is, track me down in person and... ... I'll probably kill you. BUT! If you somehow survive our initial encounter, who knows what may transpire?

Things I HATE killing: Robots, undead, and dragons.
Robots because there isn't any splatter and I use a katana quite a bit. Have you ever tried running a katana through a robot? Yeah. Not fun. You get a *BZZZZRT!!!*. Undead are just annoying, what with the moaning, and the lurching, and the biting your best friend in the neck and turning him or her into a zombie which you then have to lay down *sigh*. Dragons simply because they're SO cute! Oh... and... you know... because they're one of the only beings that can stand up to a ninja in a fight. That's not fun. Not fun being stuck in the middle of a couple of angry ones either. Oh boy... many a ninja has had that experience.

Things I LOVE killing: Pirates, evil bunnies, aliens, n00bs, serial killers, nonjas, and many many others. I won't go into detail here, but I will say it's just so much fun to watch the face of a serial killer, whom you've tricked into making think you are defenseless, go all wide eyed and freaked out as you destroy him with his own weapon. Oh sweet irony! A ninja's job is great!

If you're standing in line with me, you better be prepared to be cleaning up some human pizza off the floor, cause I don't do well in lines. Still and straight are the key words. You got a line of ninjas, they're constantly throwing bacteria infected shuriken up and down the aisle. You stick your head out a little bit... suddenly you don't have an epidermal layer. Which is good. It's good to have a layer of skin.

It's important that I mention that I hate chainmail (no, I'm not talking about the armor). According to those god damn curses I should have died four years ago, I will never achieve true happiness, my family should all be dead, and even though I was already supposed to be dead I should be some kind of ugly looking monster mutation thing right now. And yes. I'm perfectly content and normal right now (as normal as a ninja can be).

If you do happen to believe this stuff (fat chance, right?) then I can tell you straight up that you are a moron. But seriously, who is serious about that stuff? Someone, right? So, bottom line, don't spam my comments with chainmail. I don't really appreciate begging either, but I'll tolerate it. Oh, and don't type in all caps. Just a pet peeve.

Other than that, I'm pretty laid back... for a ninja. If we met you'd want to get away from me as quickly as possible in case I suddenly flip out because someone dropped a spoon and I go on a killing spree (little advice, don't make any sudden moves around ninjas... especially if it involves dropping a spoon. This one ninja flipped out and killed an entire town once because some dude at a dinner party dropped one). Oh, that brings to mind the ninja that uppercut this kid in the chin for opening a window once and... ... *trails off into rant*

So remember, if you ever do have a question, the Ask A Ninja Ninja on is a very good source, but if you're in a pinch and need an answer now you can always ask me I am, after all, a ninja ninja . (The Ask A Ninja Ninja is a very busy guy). Knowing the secrets of life tends to fill up your schedule.

Signed~ ninja cool



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He is stronger than steel
And moves faster than a whirlwind.

Sometimes he hides in mud.
Other times he transforms his shape
Like an ever changing cloud.

Although his fighting spirit burns like fire,
His body is calm as still water.

'Violation of the Commandments'

Should Shiniobi fall before
Completing his mission,
He will disappear before the dawn
And vanish forever

Keep this knowledge in your heart
And mind

---From the
'Secret Manual of Oboro Ninjitsu'


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This journal is meant to keep track of major things I have done on Gaia and occasionally I'll throw in some hilarious bit of random crap, just for kicks.

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Well, glad to see you made it back to the guild.

Yeah, I was about to slit your profile's main artery.

Yeah, sorry about taking so long. Just had... uh... stuff... to do. (忍者 FTW).

Don't mess with the L.o.G.A.!

Hey Zack.


Wa-woah-wait, WHAT?!

Naw, just kidding. I'm saving myself for Bill Clinton.

What the hell man?! That's so messed up.

Psh. You're one to talk.

Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, Justice... Still so innocent.

Don't act like you're so pure, Weasel. We all know you're not saving yourself for anyone.

WHAT?! Are you saying Zack got laid before I did?!

Yeah, he's got more action than a Vietnamese man whore. Who on this site hasn't slept with him?

Ugh... Me, for one. That's ridiculous.

SHUDDUP! My powers of sexy sultry seduction are unsurpassed! (Yay for alliteration).

Who are you?!


No. I'm the Batman.

Well you can't all be the Batman. Besides, I'm the Batman.

What? Are you dense? Are you retarded or something?! I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

I LOVE sitting around the water cooler, talking about shows on T.V. I've seen.

Have you seen The Amazing Race?

Yeah, it's awful.

I think it's pretty good!

You would. You're awful.