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(not alot about me so far lol)
p.s. most are about pets

*WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES!!!!!!!!!*


bit from a Dog's Diary........

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

bit from a Cat's Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity....
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.



*Northampton Church Ladies Bulletin Board*

Love those Church Ladies..

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters... These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: (I think)
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.

*ABOUT A CLEVER BLONDE (this is the name of the tile)*

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St
Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven
is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put
up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly
Arrivals.'
'That's cool' said the blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'
'Just three questions' said St Peter.
'Which are?' asked the blonde.
'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the
letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?' The
third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I
call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'
So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable
thought (I expect you to do the same).
The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if she
had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.'
'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the
letter T?'
The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'
St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the
answer can be applied to the question.
'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three
questions?' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'
The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'
'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'
'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of
February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve
seconds.'
St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your
answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away shaking his
head.
A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the
answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely
correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer to the
name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to
answer.'
'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
'It's Andy.'
'Andy??'
'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.
This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that,
deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any
longer, and turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive
at THAT answer?'
'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy
boiled.'
And the blonde entered Heaven....



* * * What's worse I bet you are now singing it to yourself


*Thought of the Day*

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.

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death_scythe_user Report | 02/03/2011 8:03 am
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hey sister
Infected Boot Report | 07/17/2010 12:47 am
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Happy Birthday!!! wahmbulance
Lady Wormy Report | 06/27/2010 12:19 am
Lady Wormy
cool avi
death_scythe_user Report | 03/20/2010 3:59 am
death_scythe_user
yeah i know =D
death_scythe_user Report | 03/12/2010 1:13 pm
death_scythe_user
yeah i saw it i like it untill the end i got confused at that part cuz i feel asleep in the middle XD
death_scythe_user Report | 03/12/2010 1:05 pm
death_scythe_user
thats good i dont want my cute lil sis to get a cold
death_scythe_user Report | 03/02/2010 4:36 pm
death_scythe_user
then why dont you wear socks like i do when its cold
death_scythe_user Report | 02/25/2010 12:30 am
death_scythe_user
your welcome =P so how was the trip
death_scythe_user Report | 02/24/2010 2:08 am
death_scythe_user
welcome back lil sister
death_scythe_user Report | 02/13/2010 1:07 pm
death_scythe_user
ok so what you up too

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If I die tonight, I go with no regret,

If it’s in your arms, I know that I was blessed,

And if your eyes are the last thing that I see,

Then I know the beauty heaven holds for me.

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and you could be too
but your roses are wilted
your violets are dead
your sugar is lumpy
and so is your head..

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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same :3 _C-h-o-c-okitty_15

As a wise, old women once told meh..........PUGS NOT DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!

Seven little crazy kids chopping up sticks;
One burnt her daddy up and then there were six.
Six little crazy kids playing with a hive;
One tattooed himself to death and then there were five.
Five little crazy kids on a cellar door;
One went all schizo and then there were four.
Four little crazy kids going out to sea;
One wouldnt say a word, then there were three.
Three little crazy kids walking to the zoo;
One jerked himself to much and then there were two.
Two crazy little kids sitting in the sun;
One took a bunch of pills and then there was one.
One little crazy kid left all alone;
He went and slit his wrists, and then there were none.

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Ring, ring, ring bannana phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:3

the first thing we did in primary school was get shown a picture of an apple and two oranges, then pick out which one didn't belong. the first thing we were taught was that being differnt is wrong.

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( . . ) - Hi. Hope you have a great day^^.
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: i will save u from the darkness that lies in the deps of ur heart and bring u in to the lights im brace with me and for ever we will be: