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I'm Number One Laziest Person.
I'm Number Two Dumbest Person.
I'm Number One Saddest Person (Sad..not as in emotionally sad)
I'm Number One Densest Person.
See How Cool I Am? xD
Now putting that aside...
Life? O_O

I like pears and oranges.
Monkeys just pee right then and there.
I hate cats and how they stare at you.
Life is just unfair.
I hate math and how the teachers talk.
I love soda and how it fizzles.
I love oranges and so wish they could walk (O_O)
I hate school and how it rizzles (is this a word?).
Cell phones are cool,
And so am I.
So that's why I need to learn
To swim in the pool.
Lazy (OH YEAH)
Intelligent (NOT)
Fair (Am i?)
Equal (WTF)
LIFE!!
Real Random Stupid Poem...
But cute monkeys will always cheer us all up, right?









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