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Birthday: 06/10/1989

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//“So if he’s Satan, where’s God?” I wondered aloud.
“In Denver.” He called, making me jump.
“In Denver?” I responded, surprised.
“Yes.” Was all I got in return.//
quote from Satan's Soulmate

//The original e-mail. I have no clue who thought it up, but it's funny as h&ll!!

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we w ill be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,

Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. That's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.//

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“But that’s the trouble with reality. There’s no background music.”
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“It’s not that, Sir. It’s just that books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay . . . so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.”

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FluffyPinkChaos Report | 12/26/2011 10:33 am: Merry Christmas!
FluffyPinkChaos Report | 06/10/2011 8:04 am: Happy Birthday! biggrin
Just An Asexual Demon Report | 06/10/2011 6:46 am: Happy Birthday. heart
FluffyPinkChaos Report | 03/11/2011 2:16 pm: Hey there just checkin' on all my friends and making sure you're no where near New Zealand, the Philippines, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Hawaii, you know the places expected to get waves and such over the next few hours, caused by 8.9 earthquake in Japan. Let me know you're okay when you get this okay?
No0neKnows Report | 12/25/2010 1:50 am
CypherDiazCruz Report | 08/29/2010 1:14 pm: Just stopping by to say that I got my stuff back.

Thanks for sending it back my way, and for keeping it in good condition too!

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Ptherothya Report | 07/03/2010 2:34 am: No worries Neko... I forgot to check it myself at times
PeachPoptart Report | 06/28/2010 12:08 am: Cool Avi yo
PeachPoptart Report | 06/27/2010 9:11 am: Thanks. c:
Ptherothya Report | 06/13/2010 12:24 am: Belated Happy Birthday...sorry i was late sad

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