92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe.
Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% who would be laughing.
Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
My take on Twilight as a series:
I hate Twilight because it is a literary piece of s**t with a pretty cover.
The characters are two dimensional, the story is too 'la dee da' to be even remotly realistic (in the sense that life actually isn't fair all the time), and the only reason people think it actually has literary merit is because Meyer has a decent vocabulary.
Essentially the whole Edward/Bella/Jacob relationship can be summed up like this: Bella is a cheeseburger. Edward is the tubby man who ordered her, and Jacob is the kid who just go fries but now that he sees the burger in front of tubby, he wants a bit. Bella simply drits towards whos ever mouth is closest, ultimatly ending up in tubby's because he shelled out the cash for her. Then Jacob decides "Ya know what? I think I'll order a kid size of that.' Which would be Bella's daughter.
If anyone is interested, I have also compiled a list of reasons why Edward is a royal a** as well.
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Sometimes reality can be more terrifying than fiction but I'll try my hardest to make both equally disturbing.
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