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Pretend I dont Exist.

IM QUITTIN YO

My MSN is jakeasaurusrex@live.com

AND SARAH IS THE s**t


Hello boys and girls, cats and squirells, nazi zombies,soviets,beaners,and even the necrophilia type people. I am Sarah : D Better known as Jake's secretary;D Eva Braun, or Clara Bow. Jake is pretty much, a jew. NO not that, one of my bestfriends. We have been good friends for about umm..idk for along time now. I know he technically "quit" but I dont care. Jake is the coolest f*****t I've never met. He gave me a dinosaur named Reptar(: He also went to space with me and my nazi ship. Oh and on christmas, he ate all the cake. Sometimes Jake makes me mad, I just never act like he actually pisses me off. I get over it pretty fast. jake is a ******** loser. but thats the beauty of friendship? putting up with jews who are losers? But this jewkid can make me smile, and laugh this wretched giggle I have, umm OH OH OH he has this badass English accent! and its even better than rileys! and rileys is Legit!!! Jake also falls in semi freezing pools and is more concerned about saving the phone to speak to you than saving himself from hypothermia. /fft. I love you bestfriend(:

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Grim Addiction

Report | 09/09/2012 3:24 pm

Grim Addiction

jacoboob
Kraigs List

Report | 01/23/2011 5:05 pm

Kraigs List

OH
AND MARISSA FOUND ME AGAIN.
SO I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ASAP

CAUSE I WAS GOING THROUGH ALL THESE OLD a** EMAILS THAT GIRL SENT ME
AND ONE OF THEM WAS ABOUT HOW SHE DIDNT AGREE WITH ME AND YOU SENDING THAT GIRL ERIN (IDK IF YOU REMEMBER WHO SHE WAS) ON SCAVENGER HUNTS TO PROVE HERSELF TO ME LMFAOOO


I MISS YOU
gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
Kraigs List

Report | 01/23/2011 3:13 pm

Kraigs List

OHJEEZEMAN.
You must miss me.
I need the /fft face right now. B|
YourGonnaNeedABiggerBoat

Report | 08/11/2010 2:41 pm

YourGonnaNeedABiggerBoat

please?
YourGonnaNeedABiggerBoat

Report | 08/11/2010 2:36 pm

YourGonnaNeedABiggerBoat

ay yo ***** make me an about me
Kraigs List

Report | 08/11/2010 1:43 pm

Kraigs List

******** you ******.
YourGonnaNeedABiggerBoat

Report | 08/11/2010 8:53 am

YourGonnaNeedABiggerBoat

I'm glad your back on GAYA Bestfriend<3
Raabu

Report | 08/11/2010 7:54 am

Raabu

wait...what?
torchiic

Report | 07/24/2010 9:43 am

torchiic

it has that certain effect cool
piggy flu

Report | 06/29/2010 9:30 pm

piggy flu

oh thnx

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