Remind me to update my interests.
*jumps on a boat*
SEE YA SUCKERZ!!
*boat crashes and burns and we all die horrible flaming deaths*
ack...the scotch...TIS CURSED!!!
*chugs the rest of the scotch*
ah well, eet steel taste gewd!!
*in the coroner's office*
ah so this is the victim with the scotch, am i right?
yepperz. howd she die?
i thought it was obvious.
huh? u mean she died in the fire? or she died drowning?
nope. keep guessing.
sharks? tribal indians? BEES?!
nope. she died from alcoholic poisoning. her liver failed right before her cruiser exploded.
*six feet under, in my grave*
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