Now with each purchase, you get a FREE flying invisible pet SQUIRREL! It's there, really. I'm not lying. >_>
Disclaimer: Store owner is not liable for any dissatisfaction from FREE squirrel and will not be held liable for any torn up furniture, killed friends and/or family, or rabies shots. For any problems you may encounter, you can contact the squirrel gods. To reach squirrel gods, climb up the highest tree in the area with a big basket of acorns. Stand at the top for no less than 5 days with arms up, offering the basket of acorns to the heavens, while in deep prayer to the main squirrel deity. If/when the squirrel god/s arrives to hear your plea, he will deem you either worthy or unworthy. If deemed unworthy, you will be shot with acorn cannon and struck by lighting, so I suggest you don't waste their time. Squirrel gods are busy deities.
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