Nakia Otieno

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Last Login: 12/31/2011 6:15 am

Registered: 02/02/2006

Gender: Female

Location: A dark corner...a dark hallway...

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Some of my favorite quotes

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
-Fight Club

Xander: Man, Buffy! My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike: Last night was... God, I'm such a jerk. I can't do this.
Buffy: Spike...
Spike: It was the best night of my life. If you poke fun at me you bloody well better use that 'cause I couldn't bear it. It may not mean that much to you.
Buffy: I just told you it did.
Spike: I know, I hear you say it, but... I've lived for sodding ever, Buffy, I've done everything. I've done things with you I can't spell, but I've never been close. To anyone, least of all you; until last night. All I did was hold you, and watch you sleep, and it was the best night of my life. So I'm, yeah. Terrified.
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy: [jumps down from window] What are you doing here?
Spike: I...
Buffy: Five words.
Spike: [counts on his fingers] Out... for... a... walk... b***h!
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

V: Remember, remember, the fifth of November, The gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
-V for Vendetta

Evey Hammond: Who--who are you?
V: "Who?" "Who" is but the form following the function of "what", and *what* I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that!
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: [short pause] Oh... right.
-V for Vendetta

Sephiroth: Shall I give you despair?
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Cloud: Get back where you belong; in my memories!
Sephiroth: I will... never be a memory!
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Reno: Hey, partner...
[points at bomb in hand]
Reno: This thing... uh... got any bite to it?
Rude: Shin-Ra technology at its finest.
Reno: Oh, so you made it?
Rude: If nothing else, it's... flashy.
Reno: Oh, good...
Rude: You love it, I know.
Reno: Looks like today we're clockin' out early.
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Loz: Mother will know. When she gets here, she'll decide what's best. Now, where is Mother?
Reno: [brushes himself off] Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head.
Loz: Hey!
Yazoo: I will not have you refer to Mother that way.
Loz: You meanie!
Rude: ...Our apologizes.
Reno: You're ma's cool... what the hell am I saying?
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Vincent Valentine: Where can I buy a phone?
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Kadaj: [to Cloud] Brother! I'm with her at last.
Cloud: So what's gonna happen now?
Kadaj: Mother's going to tell me.
Cloud: I guess a remnant wouldn't really know.
Kadaj: So what if Im a puppet...?
[powers up the materia in his arm]
Kadaj: Once upon a time...
[gets ready to attack]
Kadaj: were too!
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Lex Luthor: Kitty, what did my father always say?
Kitty Kowalski: Lex, your hair is falling out.
Lex Luthor: No, before that.
Kitty Kowalski: Get out?
-Superman Returns

Kitty Kowalski: Lex, you're not a God.
Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.
-Superman Returns

Pintel: You don't even know how to read!
Ragetti: It's The Bible, You get creadit for trying!
-Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Lamont: I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.
-American History X

Van Gogh: Am I on speaker-phone?
Gandhi: Hey, everyone, would Gandhi put someone on speaker-phone?
Partygoers: NOOOOOOOO.
Van Gogh: Gandhi, how could you?
Gandhi: Hey, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy.
-Clone High

Dr. Derek Shepherd: [to a patient and rapist whose victim bit off his p***s] I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your p***s to the cops.
-Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Alex Karev: Why would you want to help me?
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [Yelling] BECAUSE IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKING DO!
-Grey's Anatomy


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HARD GAY FOOOOOOOOO Report | 02/02/2008 12:11 pm
Wooo random comment
Wolf of the Flower Report | 09/28/2007 10:35 am
oh ok...
Akira_Ishii Report | 09/25/2007 10:07 pm
NOOOO!!!! *hides deep in woods*
Wolf of the Flower Report | 09/24/2007 9:42 am
what makes you happy?
Akira_Ishii Report | 09/22/2007 9:21 pm

GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!! *runs away screaming*
Wolf of the Flower Report | 09/21/2007 1:24 pm
I'm ok...
Akira_Ishii Report | 09/20/2007 9:29 pm

but...I'll die if you take it...
Wolf of the Flower Report | 08/29/2007 1:05 pm
Wolf of the Flower Report | 08/23/2007 10:38 am
yeah all your pics besides the bachground are xed out...your profile is all messed up now
Akira_Ishii Report | 08/17/2007 8:05 pm
O.o; hi....


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"Kill me," I begged, and Love said no
Leave me for dead and let me go.
"Kill me," I cried, and Love said no.
"Kill me," I cried, and Love said no.


And now you're dead inside, Still you wonder why it's all over for you