-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
-For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
-Death is hereditary
-Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
-I can resist everything except temptation
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
These made me chuckle!!! mrgreen