I'm alone and... loadin ... my war machine.
keep your dog off of my bed when I am not there.
you should be happy I can somehow laugh about something that I have asked you not to do 100 times in the last 99 days.
I know you got pretty mad the other day about how I wasn't listening to you tell me what not to drink. so is that how you would like to be treated when you don't listen to me? ...I am not that much of an A$$... doesn't mean I don't appreciate your way of handling things, it's just not my style.