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I'm Murdoc Niccals, bassist extraordinaire. If you don't know my band, or who I am, you need to do a ******** Google search. They love me EVERYWHERE. I spend most of my time drinking, or chatting up the lovlies in London.The dullard was swallowed by a whale. It wasn't MY fault, so don't glare at the screen. I got him back out with my Gorillaz Underwater Fighting School (don't ask, it's all in the past now).
And for those of you who became attached to my shoddy android, she is no more. Yep. Got torn to shreds. By Noodle..... Actually, that Asian teeny-bopper rescued my rotting arse just in time. Cy malfunctioned and.....well, let's just say I would be updating my profile from a watery grave if she hadn't shown up. I literally owe her my life. I'll get on that soon as I sober up.
Yes, we're back in England! Home sweet home!!!!!!!!!! -clears throat- Anyway, onto more important things, one of them being......well....ME.
If you love me, which I'm sure you do, you'll post a comment, or add me. If you really love me, you'll swear your soul to me. If you don't love me, then get the ******** out - what in the name of everything unholy or alcoholic were you doing here??
For our ten year anniversary, we have recently signed a deal with Converse for four new pairs of Gorillaz-themed shoes. I, for one, fully support this brand, and I am happy to help them sell their soles. And no, I wasn't paid to say that. In honour of the occasion, we, Gorillaz, are releasing a song just for the new shoes. It'll rock your brain right out your ears. Big collabouration - best one yet! And the other musicians didn't even know they were a part of it!! Come to think of it, this is the first time Gorillaz have sampled other artists' work without permission........ They have warmed up to the idea, though. There's even a video of them collabourating willingly! See? Don't I always get what I want? Check it out! I even hit brain-ache in the head with a shoe? Three guesses as to the brand...
Buy our new compilation CD. It's amazing - every hit Gorillaz have ever had. Do it. Now.
If you haven't joined Sub-Division, my amazing, exclusive fanclub, then what've you been doing? The price is a steal! Not to mention all the super-exclusive goodies you get for joining! It's only £29.99 or $45.00 for a one year subscription! Hop to it!
Well, it looks like you have a lot to do, so I'll leave you to it. For regular updates on your favourite musician (I.E. ME), check my twonker thing. http://www.twitter.com/MurdocGorillaz/
Starting now, my minions will be displayed on my profile--everyone who has agreed to sell their soul, that is... Hmm... The list looks a bit lacking. Get to it.
Note: All souls may be sworn to me through the internet, even if you originally meant it as a joke, by swearing on comments or private messages, you agree to give up your eternal soul to me. I don't give you memberships in Sub-Division for giving me your soul. Certificates may also be addressed to my head minion, MurdocLuvr - she'll see it gets to me. I have a strict no-returns policy, so don't expect me to make any exceptions for you. Upon selling your soul, you are officially a member of Murdoc's Minions, meaning you do whatever I can think up for you to do. It also gives you the right to make fun of the dullard and his 12 fans... Actually, you can do that anyway. More fine print when I add it. XX Uncle Murdy, MD, world storming bassist, and super genius... And a lot better of a singer than 2D, no matter what the little ponce says.
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I'm sorry about the whole belated birthday chant but anyways . . .
I wish you the best and for you to have a bountiful amount of women in your bed.