Cussing Is Now Legal When/ Life Is Not Fair/ Cussing Is Bad When E.T.C
CUSSING IS NOW LEGAL WHEN::
1. Whenever you're acting in a movie or on T.V.
2. If your a lead singer in a rock or rapp group.
3. When you're a drill sergeant.
4. Whenever you're changing your oil and you accidentally screw the tip of your thumb into the oil filter hole.
5. When a referee makes a bad call against you're team.
6. You're a low-life reprobate,scummy dirt bag.
7. When adressing a stubborn block headed brain dead animal such as a cow, mule, or telemarketer.
CUSSING CAN BE BAD WHEN::
1. on family home videos or movies.
2. in front of your grandma.
3. While speaking to sunday school class.
4. During the sentencing phase of your trial.
MODERN CUSSING PARADOXES::
1. boy cusses at girl, boy gets date.
2.girl cusses at boy, girl becomes popular.
3.boy cusses at boy, bonding occures.
4. girl cusses at girl, cat fight ensues.
IF LIFE WERE FAIR::
1. The better tasting the food, the more surely it will kill you.
2. Frogs never get a turn at eating OUR legs.
3. if life were fair, men would get menstrual cramps and labor contractions.
4. if life were fair, noone would be stupid AND ugly.
5. If life were fair, stupid drivers would have to follow themselvs.
6. If life were fair, noone would hear the stupid things you say.
7. If life were fair, pets would get to neuter theire owners some of the time.
8. Banging your head against the wall could cure stress, and really bad stress could be cured by banging someone elses head against the wall.
9. If life were fair, cows would get to milk people some of the time.
LOL HOPED YOU ENJOYED! ^^