I believe, in the future, we'll come together as one!
OMAE WA ORE NO NAKAMA DA!
WE FIGHT TOGETHER!
Wanted: Mugiwara no Luffy
OOOOIIIIIII, YOU! You look cool, you wanna join my crew? Are you strong? Even if ya' aren't, maybe you've got some meat? ... Eh, na, wait, you're not a Marine, are you?
Nande, me? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BE THE PIRATE KING! So how about it, you have any meat?
The notorious pirate captain Monkey D. Luffy, wanted for countless acts against the World Government and the peace of society in general, one of the Eleven Super Novas, rookie pirates from the accursed 'Worst Generation', Mugiwara no Luffy holds a substantial 400,000,000 Beri bounty, and citizens should proceed with extreme caution and notify the nearest Marine headquarters immediately if this man is seen. User of the 'Gomu Gomu no Mi', a Devil Fruit granting the user the abilities of rubber, it is advised to bring sharp implements if you insist on confronting this dangerous pirate, as his powers make blunt damage basically useless. The pirate captain is generally seen with at least one of his crew-members, all highly dangerous and some highly violent, and one should once again contact the Marines if any members of the Mugiwara Kaizoku are seen.
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HAH! Ya baka, what's all this? Is that a birthday Sea King cake?
Heheheh, what's the point in givin' me somethin' you're gonna try eatin' up all yourself? ❞ The older, sable-haired pirate was quick to snatch the young captain up in a light headlock, grinding the side of his head into Luffy's temple, in ferocious affection. Efforts to be somewhat composed and somewhat mature had pretty much expired upon Luffy's arrival, and he laughed without reserve to his joy.
❝...eheh, I'm the happiest fool there is, today.
Thank ya, Luffy. An' to your crew, an' all the shifty old sea dogs I know- I can't thank ya enough.❞
Dragging his fisted forearm across his face, he shoved the back of Luffy's head down, brusquely.
He sure as hell wasn't tearing up in front of this loudmouthed brat.
❝Here, let's cut into this thing already. I'll share the first slice with you an' Sabo!❞
▐ .:Đøиqυιхøтε Đøƒℓαмιиgø:.▐ ♦♛♦ ✬Ķιиg øƒ Đяεѕѕяøѕα✬ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ "Hoh? Is that so?" The taller looked contemplative for a moment, a minor lapse in the king's shamelessly lewd countenance. "I'm not really all that picky. If it looks good, I'll eat it. Fuffuffuffu." The all too familiar chuckle was a little lower than usual as a wandering hand found one of the rubber man's sides and poked a finger just below the raven haired boy's rib cage, wriggling against the area to tickle him. Without skipping a beat, before the boy could make a move to shrink away from the gentle assault, the warlord's other arm slunk around the boy's slender waist to pull him closer still.
Of course, that shiver was felt by the feather clad Casanova with an expression of inward satisfaction. "Oi, what's wrong?" He purred softly, leaning to nuzzle his lips to Luffy's ear. "If you're cold, I can warm you. Fuffuffu." The taunt was sealed into the small ear with a kiss almost too chaste to have been from the other paramecia. It was sweet and gentle, a wordless "thank you" in response to Luffy's birthday wishes. ———————
▐ .:Đøиqυιхøтε Đøƒℓαмιиgø:.▐ ♦♛♦ ✬Ķιиg øƒ Đяεѕѕяøѕα✬ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Looking thoughtful for a moment with a hand placed at his chin in thought, the proposition of a gift sent more than one terribly lewd situation through his thoughts. Shaking the thoughts away before he got too caught up in the visualization, the blond simply shook his head with a grin as wide as ever. "Well.. I wanna party, of course. Fuffuffu. I'm pretty easy to please; all I want is a good time. I'm sure even you can give that to me, right?" Leaning uncomfortably close to the rubber boy's face, that long tongue of his rolled across his own lips in a gesture that was blatantly suggestive, though he was more than certain any sort of subtle invitation would be lost to the clueless youth. ———————
▐ .:Đøиqυιхøтε Đøƒℓαмιиgø:.▐ ♦♛♦ ✬Ķιиg øƒ Đяεѕѕяøѕα✬ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ "Eh? What's with you two D brothers?" The king crossed his arms over his chest, curling his top lip with an expression of distaste.
"Neither one of you are gettin' sh*t til my birthday is celebrated properly." ———————
Golden reptilian eyes glanced from the boy, to the offered food, then back to the boy. He couldn't decide if he were actually flattered or particularly dumbfounded that the Mugiwara captain had remembered his birthday, and even offered him something of a gift to boot. This kid was the last person he'd actually expected to approach him on a day like this, and so he settled for a soft "Tch," while crossing his arms over his broad chest.
"..Today isn't any different from any other day. When you're older, you won't care much for your own Birthday, either." It was a defensive statement, of course. He cared whether or not his birthday was remembered just as much as the next person. And, as it was, aside from the horribly annoying and overbearing royal ball of pink fluff, the two D brothers were the only ones that had actually remembered. With a sigh, he uncrossed his arms to shove the famous straw hat down over the captain's eyes, and then accepted the gift that he knew Luffy was going through great pain to let go of.
"Since it would be rude not to accept your gift," He muttered, the smallest of smiles playing at the former warlord's lips before the large hunk of meat was brought up to conceal them..
"Itadakimasu." And with that, Crocodile sank his teeth into the still warm food, pulling meat from bone with a soft sound of approval as the savory and perfectly balanced salty taste came to his palette.
〖☠〗 Ħιкǝη иʘ ᴀɕз 〖☠〗 『2nd Division Commander of the Shirohige Kaizokudan』 ║│║▌│█│║▌││█║║██║▌│█║▌│║║█║║▌║
❝Nanda, Luffy? You're too noisy; you'll wake Oyaji, ya baka. ❞ The young commander approached the Mugiwara's captain from behind, arms crossed over his broad chest while he wore a playful grin. His taunting tone was soft, even so.
And he regarded the tangled mess of rubber skin and haughty fabric with blatant amusement. Just what the hell was this kid doing now? ❝C'mere an' lemme fix that before ya damage somethin'.
Can't afford to risk anymore of your brain to strangulation.❞ The fire logia made a 'come here' gesture with his fingertips, leaning down a bit to better meet Luffy's lesser height. A tie? Well, that was reassuring. In the dark, he wasn't certain as to what his little brother had around his neck. It could have been a noose from a recent escape, or it could have been an octopus, there was no telling with this kid. He hadn't effectively heard Luffy's intentions, having just come across the young captain after being told that the sudden cluster of noise was certainly happening on his watch.
His left eyebrow quirked as his fingers negotiated the tie's tails into an obedient formation. ❝Mou, what's all this about? Doesn't your cook know how to wrestle one of these?
...na, where are ya goin' all dressed up, anyway?❞ Curiosity led to curiosity, and as the Whitebeard pirate adjusted the rumpled seams of the young captain's attire, he couldn't help but voice each one in succession. Abruptly, a knowing grin crossed his intrigued visage.
He nudged his little brother with a playful elbow, having come to a conclusion that both explained Sanji's absence despite his skill, and why Luffy would care about not looking like a ragamuffin. ❝Ehhhh, so ya got a date with that pretty red-head in your crew, na? Na? Your navigator? Maa, lucky little...
I guess that's a credit to your crew, though. I haven't seen a pretty girl in the Shirohige Kaizokudan since Oyaji's nurses, ya know? Keh.❞
Infuriated, pissed and outraged were all words that could be used to describe the moss-haired kenshin. It had been a cloudless day, the sun shining luminously onto the Thousand Sunny as the ocean swept across a cool breeze along the constantly changing water waves. Dammit! Why him? Where was that yaro Usopp when Luffy had concocted a scheme for food? It was always him after almost three years of sailing you'd think Luffy would atleast mature, then again it was Luffy he was talking about. Zoro's beady black atramentous eye shot open at the mention of Namji, as least that was the name the Mugiwara crew had come up with for the chimera of body parts between Nami and Sanji. He'd been avoiding Nami all-day long migrating from the crow's nest to the bowels of the boat to avoid being asked to help fix the problem, not because he didnt want to but, because Nami had a certain way of making Zoro feel guilty because of the beri he owed. "Urusei Luffy ! Let's just get this over with before Namji spot's us ". Zoro said trying to silence the senchou not wanting to give away their position. Deep down in his stomach Zoro had a bad feeling about the hell that was gonna occur due to the events that would soon unfold but, this was a typical day in the life of Mugiwara Pirate!
Hmmm... Come to think of it did Luffy ever drink? He did have a bottomless abyss for a stomach but, did he drink. Zoro had never paid enough attention nor had the curiosity to inquire on the contents of Luffy's mug. However, this was a chance he couldn't take. If Luffy could devour fifteen plates of food in a day, imagine what he could do to the barrels of precious seishu. "Dammit"Zoro mumbled under his breath letting a sigh shudder."I'll help you Luffy. Don't you dare touch that sake!"Zoro wiped the sleep from his eyes and arose from his napping spot.
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In a matter of minutes Zoro's faced went from groggy to seriously pissed off. His skin flushed tomato red and he began to grit his teeth. Luffy had to be kidding right ?Than again half the obscenities and idiotic ideas that spewed from the mouth of the Mugiwara Senchou were often stupid."Luffy your and idiot ya' know that? Im going back to sleep . . . Wake me up when dinner's ready. Tell that dumbass chef not to drink all the sake". Zoro hissed before collapsing back on the wooden deck and letting out a loud yawn.