My friendship won't hurt. Everything's fine and dandy until you find out my secrets and I have to kill you.
I'll say I love you I'll even hold your hand but touch my a** and I'll F****** kill you!
when I am reincarnated Im gonna be a batuin - half bat half penguin!
A Vampire is a Goth girl's Dream guy
Hollywood Undead <******** Rocks!!!
Goddamn mother ********! s**t'n assmunch bitchy slut!
SEX!... good, now that I have your attention lets take a minute to discuss gobal warming.
I'm not clumsy... Gravity just hates me.
I'm the type of girl who bursts out laughing in dead silence because I just thought of Larry the cableguy.
T-thee...cat ca i-n the -h-at...Oh dammit forget it. I'm gonna be a striper.
when life gives you lemons... squeeze them in someone's eye and laugh.
When you cry. I cry. When you laugh. I laugh. When you fall off a cliff. I keep laughing....muwahahaha!
I'm not easily distracted I'm just... Whoa these letters are black.
This is bob... Yes bob is in little tiny peices. He tried to steal my candy. Think before you act bob.
You see this? well... if you can't guess i'm holding up my fist. you f*** with my girls I f*** with your face.
I want to run into the kind of guy with tears running down my face whose first words are "whose a** am i kick'n babe?"
I am real sensitive...so if you mess with my sister. I am gonna put my fist up your f******* a**!
you think i'm a b***h? well...your mom's a b***h for have'n a b***h... your dads a b***h for f-ing a b***h. so who's the b***h now? -b***h!
when someone hands you a smoke bomb..don't throw it away you idiot! set it off and hall a**
whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door!
i'm trying to see things from your point of view. But I can't stick my head that far up my a**.
NO DRAMA! violaters will be b1tch slapped!
Screw with me. Bad Idea. Screw with my family. hand me a shovel. Screw with my friends. Nice knowing you B1tch!
a friend would bail you out of jail. I'd be sit'n next to you saying "damn that was fun!"
Read this: thepenisinhermouth... did you read "the pen is in her mouth" ? No!...you have a dirty mind!
If vodka was water and i was a duck. i'd swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodka's not water and i'm not a duck. so pass me the bottle and shut the f--k up!
so the lion fell in love with the lamb... too bad the lamb had a thing for the wolf... haha
off is the general direction I wish you would f***!
Someone f****** with my a**. I think I might've liked it.