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SavvySouvenirs Report | 04/24/2008 6:01 pm

(Jamie Campbell Bower)







Antony:



I feel you, Johanna



I feel you...







I was half convinced I'd waken,



Satisfied enough to dream you.



Happily I was mistaken,



Johanna....







I'll steal you, Johanna



I'll steal you...







Do they think that walls could hide you?



Even now, I'm at your window.



I am in the dark beside you...



Buried sweetly in your yellow hair!







I feel you, Johanna!



And one day I'll steal you!



Til I'm with you then,



I'm with you there!



Sweetly buried in your yellow hair...!











(Edwards Sanders, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter)







Toby:



Ladies and Gentlemen!



May I have your attention please?



Do you wake every morning in shame and despair



To discover your pillow is covered with hair...



What ought not to be there?







Well, ladies and gentlemen,



From now on you can waken at ease!



You need never again have a worry or care,



I will show you a miracle marvelous rare!



Gentlemen, you are about to see something what rose from the dead--!



...On the top of my head!







Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir



That's what did the trick, sir,



True, sir, true.



Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir!



Just like an elixir ought to do!







How about a bottle, mister?



Only costs a penny, guaranteed!







Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir?



You can have my oath, sir, 'tis unique.



Rub a minute - stimulatin', in'it?



Soon you'll have to thin it once a week!







Sweeney:



Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?







Mrs. Lovett:



Are we standing near an open trench?







(Sweeney: Are we standing near an open trench?)



(Mrs. Lovett: Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench?)







Toby:



Buy Pirelli's Miracle elixir



Anything wot's slick, sir,



Soon sprouts curls.



Try Pirelli's; when they see how thick, sir,



You can have your pick, sir, of the girls!







Toby: Wanna buy a bottle, missus?



Sweeney: What is this?



Mrs. Lovett: What is this?



Sweeney: Smells like piss...



Mrs. Lovett: Smells like "EW!"







Sweeney: Looks like piss...



(Mrs. Lovett: Wouldn't touch it if I were you, dear!) Sweeney: This is piss, piss with ink.







Toby:



Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir--



Sweeney:



Keep it off your boots, sir! Eats right through!



Toby:



YES, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it; ladies seem to love it--



Mrs. Lovett:



--Flies do to!



















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marlas101 Report | 02/13/2008 11:21 am

ur welcome

XxstarxgirlxX Report | 02/02/2008 7:42 am

Salut!



Mon ordinateur marche maintant alors je peux utlise le Gaia normale encore.



Je suis très contente ET je penses que je ne suis pas grounded non plus. =]

Rakkasah Report | 01/31/2008 1:47 pm

You're welcome!

Xx Halo_3_Devastation xX Report | 01/31/2008 12:50 pm

thanx for selling

= )

Jenabell3754 Report | 01/31/2008 12:05 pm

Your very welcome!

Magpie_13 Report | 10/20/2007 9:29 pm

Dusk damit Kit, your signatures got that song stuck in my head again. *holds head and screams*

"dimonds are a girls best AHHHHHHHHH"