I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A b***h AIN'T ONE!"
Why hello there. *Sniffs finger* I'm called Sam... But I changed my name to Santiago Dunbar. I'm old enough to be called old; I was born, brought up and I live in Rochester NY... ********: Not anymore though. I now live in the gut of a rotting goat. It's warm and goes by the name of 'Norwich'. Introvert and geeky, I try ever so much to seem like I'm hard, but I really don't have bad bone in my body. (Except for my right ulna, but that's a long story involving the riot police, an entire bucket of poison-tip nails, a hammer and a herd of rabid goats). Great Questions: Q: Hello, how are you? A: I'm absolutely terrible I'm afraid. You see, I've been cutting myself constantly with the edge of a Mars Bar wrapper. The stress of everyday life has vanquished my thirst for living. Like for example - the other day I was walking down the street and I saw a Friends DVD I really wanted, but I did not have enough money in my wallet. I felt like running into some oncoming traffic. I then phoned up my mother to send me some money but she told me Friends is a load of dingy scrotum. Life isn't fair - I'm going to go top myself now.Not so Great Questions: Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Seventeen. Q: Oh man, you're the best, will you sex me? A: Sure, if by sex you mean smother you in mustard and play tiddly-winks and cluedo all night long without a break I encourage you. It’s one of my fantasies. I'm now going to look up tiddly-winks to see what the game actually consists of… evilLikes: Rum, COD MOD, Movies, Books, Serial Killers, Cereal Killers, Your Mum, Music, Not Lindsay Lohan, Different hair colors, Pot, Cops...actually cops uniforms guns, Punching people in the Grill, Snoop Dog, Good mottos such as, "Not in the face," Puerto Rico fest, Smoke Bombs, Slushies, Mike Vitar, Ryan Reynolds, Brandon Lee...and, NEWPORTS!
Dislikes: To sum it up, Little kids, Hotdogs, Seafood, Stupid people, Hot Topic, School, Teen books, Dresses, The President, Rochester, Paper cuts, Peanut butter, Long movies, s**t music, Lindsay Lohan, Vodka, Broken Pieces, Awkward parties.
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at least im not the only one that still goes on here!
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