[.Mrs.Grim.]

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Last Login: 09/18/2010 2:14 pm

Registered: 07/06/2006

Gender: Female

Location: In front of my compy...

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I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A b***h AIN'T ONE!"

Why hello there. *Sniffs finger* I'm called Sam... But I changed my name to Santiago Dunbar. I'm old enough to be called old; I was born, brought up and I live in Rochester NY... ********: Not anymore though. I now live in the gut of a rotting goat. It's warm and goes by the name of 'Norwich'. Introvert and geeky, I try ever so much to seem like I'm hard, but I really don't have bad bone in my body. (Except for my right ulna, but that's a long story involving the riot police, an entire bucket of poison-tip nails, a hammer and a herd of rabid goats). Great Questions: Q: Hello, how are you? A: I'm absolutely terrible I'm afraid. You see, I've been cutting myself constantly with the edge of a Mars Bar wrapper. The stress of everyday life has vanquished my thirst for living. Like for example - the other day I was walking down the street and I saw a Friends DVD I really wanted, but I did not have enough money in my wallet. I felt like running into some oncoming traffic. I then phoned up my mother to send me some money but she told me Friends is a load of dingy scrotum. Life isn't fair - I'm going to go top myself now.Not so Great Questions: Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Seventeen. Q: Oh man, you're the best, will you sex me? A: Sure, if by sex you mean smother you in mustard and play tiddly-winks and cluedo all night long without a break I encourage you. It’s one of my fantasies. I'm now going to look up tiddly-winks to see what the game actually consists of… evil








Likes: Rum, COD MOD, Movies, Books, Serial Killers, Cereal Killers, Your Mum, Music, Not Lindsay Lohan, Different hair colors, Pot, Cops...actually cops uniforms guns, Punching people in the Grill, Snoop Dog, Good mottos such as, "Not in the face," Puerto Rico fest, Smoke Bombs, Slushies, Mike Vitar, Ryan Reynolds, Brandon Lee...and, NEWPORTS!

Dislikes: To sum it up, Little kids, Hotdogs, Seafood, Stupid people, Hot Topic, School, Teen books, Dresses, The President, Rochester, Paper cuts, Peanut butter, Long movies, s**t music, Lindsay Lohan, Vodka, Broken Pieces, Awkward parties.

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COUNT REVENGE Report | 06/22/2010 5:20 pm
Thanks for buying
enrisundeadchic Report | 06/26/2008 6:04 pm
Hey you. Someone hasn't been on Gaia in a long time.



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outlaw_aisha Report | 04/14/2008 9:06 am
Sam, we need to hang out when I get out of school! User Image
outlaw_aisha Report | 12/24/2007 11:16 am
SAAAM! I'm back! We need to hang out after christmas! I miiiss you!
enrisundeadchic Report | 11/12/2007 3:40 pm
Hai Missus.Hope you and Grim are doing well.I's send me luuurve. : 3
[.Mrs.Grim.] Report | 11/10/2007 5:02 pm
What the ******** is this? People, send me more love or i will make Norwich eat you!!!
2 proud 2 be urs Report | 11/09/2007 6:27 pm
Wat up home diggity dog skillet slice face?



at least im not the only one that still goes on here!



Ria
outlaw_aisha Report | 11/04/2007 2:02 pm
Hey you User Image well I'm back now since I went back home for my birthday ^^' Was very busy...rawr. uuuum. I can probably call you sometime this week, or just gimme a call if you want to as well User Image if I don't answer, I can give you a call back!
outlaw_aisha Report | 10/29/2007 3:12 pm
College is good User Image How's le school? I wanna see you asap!! and my hubby's doing well, thanks User Image hehe
outlaw_aisha Report | 10/21/2007 11:54 am
I miiiiss yooooou

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