U so broke That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
U so broke When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
U so broke She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
U so broke I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes
Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!