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Birthday: 08/14

 

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i be drawin' all y'all bitches. be afraid.
 

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lovely cup Report | 04/03/2013 12:44 am
lovely cup
cool avi
Elegios Report | 12/08/2010 6:09 pm
Elegios
/high five
Yes! You're the first person to realize that I was dressed as a killjoy <3
Made my day.
Kenny Ate My Cupcake Report | 12/06/2010 3:03 pm
Kenny Ate My Cupcake
lol yup.
Kenny Ate My Cupcake Report | 12/05/2010 10:48 pm
Kenny Ate My Cupcake
Awesome name! Your avatar is awesome too!
Headmaster Zefron Report | 11/28/2010 5:58 pm
Headmaster Zefron
Why thank you for saying I have won the internet
Here have a red vine

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XrosHeartless Report | 11/26/2010 11:59 pm
XrosHeartless
your welcome
Lingering Profanity Report | 11/01/2010 11:08 am
Lingering Profanity
Haha, did you really? The town bully?
That's... hrm... frightening. Once, on the playground, some black bully kid, who everyone pretty much knew was a jerk, pushed me down and pulled my pants down. Like, this was in Kindergarton, too. .-. So I was wearing briefs. How embarrassing.

And yeah, I'm sure they can't run... without... it being painful. Ugh, that's so bad. Why would genetics do that to people?
But, so, like, you've just got, like, handfuls? That's still better than HUGE MOUNDS OF FLESH THAT GET IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING, DEAR GOD.
Gotta get different clothing... that cute dress you want to wear totally doesn't work without your tits popping out... ********... bras are harder to come by... So lame.
But, eh, I guess like some guys and gals like really big breasts. *shrugs*

But god damnit, can you even press your head against them and hear a heart beat? *has never tried due to never having the opportunity*
Well, I did once... with this one chick whom I really didn't like all that much. But she seemed to be kinda sensitive about them so I wasn't so pushy or anything. *shrugs*

*slaps your s**t*
I'mma box you, b***h.
*left jab, right jab, upper cut, karate chop to the lips*

BRUISED c**t!

Speaking of which.

*c**t punts you*
Lingering Profanity Report | 11/01/2010 8:47 am
Lingering Profanity
Oh no, I find your text to be quite entertaining?
So you're very flat chested~? Even more so cute. n.n
For some reason I like the idea of flat girls.
Big boobs are rather icky... plus they can become uneven. When you're more so flat, you don't really have to worry about that. Plus no back pain. JEEZUS, I see a girl with double Ds and I actually feel rather bad. Imagine hauling those things around with you wherever you go? Ugh... must suck...

And yes, I'm sure it's still a high fiv- Well... maybe not... Hrm... good point.

And I really doubt that you look horrible when you're feeling awkward. =3
Really I do.

And if we weigh about the same, than we could probably have a good, even fist fight, ey?
What do ya say?
*puts his dukes up*
Lingering Profanity Report | 11/01/2010 7:50 am
Lingering Profanity
*sits on your back* Don't worry, I'm not fat. 130-ish... That's not fat, right?

*high fives you while you're under him*

And yes, that does sound very cute. n_n I had a wonderful mental image of what you look like when you're feeling very awkward and, yeah, it's totally cute.

If you're old, are your tits all saggy? =o
Lingering Profanity Report | 11/01/2010 6:42 am
Lingering Profanity
Oh, I do insist. I insist alot. *plants his lips on your wit place and sucks you dry*

I used to know this gay guy who would love sexual innuendo. And he'd always put strong emphasis on it when he said it. And if you ever called him out on it, he'd be like, "What? I don't know what you're talking about."

I'm pretty awkward too. I'm the quiet type. Especially around girls. -_-

So, how old are you?

I'm 18.