Nobody reads these things anymore.
I don't know why I'm wasting my time.
Why are you even reading this?
NOBODY READS THESE ANYMORE.
Guess you didn't get the memo.
So, here it is; NOBODY READS THESE ANYMORE.
Please see the line above for reference. ^
Still here, eh?
What do I even say?
What are you interested in knowing?
Think I'll say something witty that you'll giggle at?
I'm not a f^cking comedian. Go find your kicks elsewhere.
No, I'm not now invoking my religious deity.
It's an expression.
WHY.ARE.YOU.STILL.READING!?I AM A CAT PERSON
Now that I've scared you off -- What do you mean you're still here?
What are you doing with your life?
Go outside! Go enjoy some sunshine!
You're wasting your time.
You won't get anything outta me, copper!
So I was born and raised on a small farm in the middle of --
Kidding. You're still not getting anything outta me.
Nothing about my age. Late 20's
Nothing about where I'm from. Hawaii
Nothing about my hobbies or past-times. Art. Writing. Music. Roleplaying. Video games.
Nothing about what I do for work. Retail. Retail. And F^CKING.RETAIL.
Not even my favorite ice cream. CARAMEL COOKIE CRUNCH BITCHES
See? No answers outta me.
You're gonna have to just ask me.
Yeah, I'm serious.
Random PM's inquiring about myself are exciting.
Just do it.
Or don't. I'm not your mother.
Diary of the MoonlightIllusionist
Screw being a princess, I want to be a Vampire~!
Just w/e I feel like putting in here. My day, how Im feeling, what Ive been doing, ect..