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Last Login: 04/30/2011 8:28 am

Registered: 05/24/2009

Gender: Male

Location: Washington, State

Birthday: 08/04

Occupation: My busines..

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Stories yay, And some abouts.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Joe. Joe was no ordinary man; Joe worked at McDonalds! Every day he got up, ate breakfast, and got on his work uniform. He was soon promoted to manager because he did such a great job flipping burgers. Then the rest of the McDonalds crew hated him because they wanted the position. After a while they got used to it. He was a great manager. He got paid very well. 50 dollars a week! But then one day Joe caught a cold. He was such a great worker, that he went to work that day, even though he felt miserable. The only problem with this was that he was sneezing a lot and getting germs everywhere. Soon the head honcho of the whole company, Ronald, came and said he was fired. Joe was heartbroken. Since he now had no job, he had to sell his house. Now Joe was homeless. Since people sometimes gave him money, he got more money then he had when he worked at McDonalds (which isn’t that hard to do). The next day, Joe stumbled upon a diamond the size of his head. He spent all the money he got from selling it on McDonalds food and is now roughly the size of a baby whale. Ever since he has been living in a cozy cardboard box with a great ocean view.

Here's another:


Once upon a time, there was a woman named Bob. Her parents had been drunk when they named her, so she had a kind of strange name for a woman. Anyway, Bob had a great career, a great husband (named Barbara), and was living the life of luxury. You see, Bob was a great novelist. She wrote stories left and right, and was always busy writing. She usually finished 20 novels a year. She wrote all kinds of stories, action, horror, romance, and comedy. The only problem with her life was that Bob is schizophrenic, and each of her personalities wrote different types of stories. Being schizophrenic wasn’t too bad. Until now. The part of her that wrote horror stories sometimes felt murderous, and the action-story-writing part of her always wanted action. So it didn’t want to live in a great mansion, writing stories all day. The horror and action parts of her teamed up, and sometimes when she was sleeping, took control. She didn’t even know it, but during the night, action and horror would wake her up, and take her to rob banks. Soon she was even richer, but she had no idea why! So one day she was lying in her bed, writing a story, as usual, when her husband Barbara came in and asked her why on Earth she had been getting up in the middle of the night and coming back with bags upon bags of cash. She didn’t know either, so they went to a doctor. He said that she was schizophrenic, but she already knew that. So then he told her to take some medicine to control her other personalities. She took it, and after a little while she started to only have one personality. But then another problem struck: she couldn’t write stories anymore. But this was soon to be solved when Barbara got a job as a chauffer. Since the people who he drove around were so rich, he got huge tips, and could support both him and Bob.

And another:


Once upon a time, there was a banana. His name was The Dancing Banana. The Dancing Banana was pretty much an average banana, except he was a dancing banana (obviously). He was pretty poor. He made a living by dancing on the streets. He even had a song to go with it. All he did every day was get up, dance, and go to sleep. He was very tired when he got home every day. One average day, he was having his lunch brake, when all of a sudden, God came down from the sky and said, O thou holy banana, you are hereby endowed with all my Godly powers. Then God disappeared with a slight popping sound. Fred was amazed. Here he was, drinking his soup, when God appears and gives him all his powers. He’s just and average banana, right? Well not anymore! The first thing he did was to give himself super-dancing abilities, and that anyone who watches him dance is hypnotized and gives him all their money. He was soon living in bliss. He only had to dance for an hour and he would get thousands of dollars. But after a while he felt bad about taking everyone’s money. But since he now was so rich and lazy, he did nothing to give it back. Soon he got bored of this life-style and made himself a crown. With his Godly powers he created Mount Olympus and gave himself a thrown on top of it. He summoned a magic mage-phone and said into it, “I am now ruler of all you puny humans, so BOW DOWN!” They all bowed to his supreme greatness. He lived this way for years, until one day, he was having his servants peel grapes and feed them to him, when all of a sudden, God came down from the heavens and said: “I like your style of smiting people. We should be partners in ruling.” “NEVER!” shouted The Great Banana. And with that God was smited, and all bananas lived happily ever after, while all humans that didn't give The Dancing Banana the tips he deservered were smited by anvils coming down on all of their heads and laser beams and just plain old spontaineously combusting and random other death-causing diaria!

Ok here are some abouts!! My favoite video game is GTA San Andreas, Folowed by KH2... I like playing video games dont have much friends on here so feel free to add.. Im bored so I will do more later... BYE!!!! biggrin



Yay more abouts


Things I like~
Kh2
Gta
Video Games
Gaia
Mommy
Alf
Family Guy
South Park
The Hunger Games
Siarra
You
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Things I hate~
My sister
my brother
my unkle jk he is ok
School
home work
school work
DRAWING
CATS!!!!
Emily
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Friends~
Austin
Ash
Andreas
Adrean I think i spelled his name wrong (havent talked in a while)
Sam
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People I hate~
Emily
Joe
Jesua
Korry
Corry
Amanda
Nate______________
Numberd Fav colors
1. blue
2. black
3. white
4. red
5. green
6. turqoise
7.purple______
sports teams~
Ducks
Seahawks
Cowboys
Jets
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I realy hate doing abouts. So ummm... BYE
WANT TO KNOW MORE CONTACT MEH biggrin


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


93% of teenagers would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the edge of a tower ready to jump,copy and paste if your a part of the 7% yelling "Jump b***h!"




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True or Fake


fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.

fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Duuude ... we screwed up ... but that s**t was fun!"

fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you

fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.

fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "gurl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste crap."

fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
true friends: Will knock them out

fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did




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Heres my fav. saying i allways say this
"Polish my nuts aand seerve me a milk shake"







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I know what your thinking ladies. Im taken so your to late. By bella

Mostly, me buying stuff

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Zera Luminariam Report | 02/04/2012 9:14 pm
you want 100000000 gold then copy/paste this on ten gaia profiles and press f4 then log out and log back in and check your gold!!!!!!!it really works!!!!!!!!!
CandyDrop x3 Report | 04/19/2011 6:19 pm
Hey! can u plz give me the things u got from my bf hun <3 plz from,bella p.s. plz and ty : D
IM A SEXY PANDA Report | 04/18/2011 7:42 pm
Dear Hacker.

I have been a good respecting member of gaia.
And I would like all my items back please.
I will not report you.
I shal treat you with respect.

Sincerly. Damon Caldwell
CandyDrop x3 Report | 04/17/2011 9:48 pm
kk :3
CandyDrop x3 Report | 04/17/2011 9:43 pm
o.o umm ok?
CandyDrop x3 Report | 04/17/2011 9:39 pm
D: y u took em
CandyDrop x3 Report | 04/17/2011 9:21 pm
O.O y!?!?!??!!?~
LakerPride Report | 04/17/2011 9:14 pm
goodnight shorty (:
i'm having a good day so please dont ruin it..
i made cookies today ! they were soooo good ! but i'm so fat now (: puahahah
LakerPride Report | 04/17/2011 9:10 pm
what why...i lahv fluffy...
LakerPride Report | 04/17/2011 8:50 pm
the name of the paint on my house is called fuzzy duckling.
 

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Well um Tek Tek whont let me put eyes on it sad