Omy is a plygamist people I've married offically

Rawrsaidtehbeast
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Becca is the most fun person in the world! ILY becca! your amazing. any one mess with her and I'm poking you until you turn in to a purple gerbil named Jim. yeah thats right. a gerbil!we married on a private island that I wish I lived in >.<
Becca is gorgeous!! and she said yes to me I feel so special! we met in a pyp and were engagged in a pyp!! we are both the hugest PYP whores in the world!!! yeah that's right the biggest!!! I LOVE HER!!!the honey moon we still haven't set now a days they are way too hard to find Lawlz!
but I bet it will be amazing yeah!! AMAZING!! lawlz MAN I can just Imagine the jumbo pants parties we'll have! Oh baby! both her and I have multiple spouses so YEAH!<333 and at our honeymoon we are so making beautiful babies! But guess what no more waiting Becca impregnated me YAY! the child's name will be lafinda!!! Yeah Lafinda! Its unique C:look at this we couldn't even wait till the gosh darn hunny moon. god lafinda is one painful blessing I love you becca! You gave me a baby!YAY!!!!!!!!OMG! OMG!OMG! I'm hurting so bad but it feels nice being a mommy Fersure! becca must feel the same way of course our child will be due October 16th of this year we work quickly I know! I know! I can't wait to hold lafinda and outta my belly Its hurts too much!

seejay-suicide
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Okay I engaged CJ In a pyp I've seen him many times before but I never purposed until September 04. and he said yes OH BABY!! lawlz!
Twaz love at first sight I say first sight!!! don't believe me well ha ha too bad I have witnesses :Ninja:
Omy Loves Cj A ton!!
he is very gorgeous! and I'm going to grow old with him! oh yeah we got married in las Vegas yeah vegas city of lights...and gambling I swear I don't have that problem! and are going to honeymoon in Tahiti, which is really beautiful might I add yeah how many of you can say you been there?!, I can't wait!!!I'm probably not going to sleep tonight too happy!!Okay,you should completely envy him why because he really is amazing in every way possible!I mean seriously can't you just tell!! with our looks and personalities I bank we'll have the greatest children around yeah be jelly be very jelly.Oh and BTW you mess with Cj I'll stalk you wait till your babies are born then eat em!! so if you cherish your babies don't mess with my hubby!
Whowantsahug
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This Is Brennan trying to make sure I spelt his name right. he is so awesome! like no lie amazing awesome! Like So awesome you can't even begin to grasp how awesome! Okay so heres the story we met in a pyp. yes one of those again but this is different in a way. we started to talk on AIM, and well now I can't wait till he gets on I bank I'm always the first to I.M him LAWLZ! yeah he knows all my funny stories okay maybe not all of them. but you know pretty damn close. he is my hero and I am his shero!! he has seen my dandy dancing and we have even come up with a name for one move "teh Airplane" oh yeah!!! okay so here goes the craziest of my marriage stories the first time I asked him to marry me he said some day which means like a not right now. :[ but today I asked him again and he said yus!!:] I love Brennan like crazy!! we married in Italy because we both have roots from there and we will Honeymoon on the moon How don't ask me but it will happen. and he was like bitten by a wolf so I think we might have werewolf babies! yeah the cow tipping [omy's thing] Werewolf like[Brennan's thing] capes wearing[our thing]BABIES!!! WEWT ever dare mess with Brennan, even think about messing with him I'll be there and I swear I will throw you down an up moving escalator and once your at the bottom I'll make you scream sorry!
Gamexover
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OMG jeff!!! this guy makes me laugh hysterically! Oh man and he such a cutie but yet again another one of those people that say they aren't when everyone else say "STFU YOU KNOW YOUR GORGEOUS" and seriously he is he just doesn't see it yet! oh well. So first he was my insanity laughter buddy popping up in every Pyp I was in >.> <.< O.O Stalker! Lawl Jk! I always was one of the first to tackle hug em and like freaking compliment or say hey there OMG its my Insane laughter buddy! and such but yeah this is also one of my unique Marriage stories so here it goes. I wasn't even the one to ask marry me... in a way he was... and such the proposal was through Profile comments! ^-^ he is so cute!!! really. and such we married September 19th. In the disney POTC ride oh man!! seriously we had to rent out that ride and make them get a bigger boat thingy. but it was awesome! see The disney slogan dosen't lie "where dreams come true!!" and were planning to moon in the Hershey's theme park just cause of all the chocolate... I'm probably not going to be able to ever fit back in to that wedding dress LAWL!*sighs* and it was a pretty dress too!!!!! LAWL! well Jeff makes Omy very very happy!<333
Beautiful lies and deceit
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This is the oh so beautiful Kenzie she rocks my world lawl!!! she is the sweetest person out there. too sweet for her own good >>;; <<;; *shiffty eyes* but thats okay cause she wears niceness well she had beauty to match her amazingly adorable personality. she may be young but hell I'd tap that!! hahahha! J/K <33 ILY!!! she makes me laugh so much! and I can't imagine what it would've been like if I never met her! T-T *cries* the thought makes me shed tears! we will rule the world in the most sadistic way!!!!! I.. I mean we will rule the world with an army of bananas wielding Monkeyz!! yeah Gigantic bananas!!!! she is seriously awesome!!!
Oh and and if you mess with her I'll eat your faise!
XxTeenage zombieexX
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Hello world this is My muffin is is completely gorgeous sweet and understands me in ways others don't shes been through what I've been through its like we are one in so many ways. i love her very much. we started out as friends but gradually Cupcake[me] fell for muffin! I love her a ton!and nothing can or will change that she is one of the few people that will ever understand me perfectly like in pain and happiness I love my muffi!! *tears of joy!!!
she proposed And I was shocked ^-^
YAY!!!

Igawrr
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This is Aiden He is so cute! and so funny he is a lot like me in some way he is such a goof ball I love it! <333 he makes me smile and giggle alot! he makes me happy when I'm depressed and and He steals my calories! T-T But I have to say he is like one of my besties here! bestie turned hubby!!! I love aiden!! <333
 

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Okay so I haven't been on Gaia on in forever went through horrible a weight loss crisis Kinda of thing.... so don't point and laugh cause I'll pee on you! I'll give you butterfiles in your stomach....i'm super tiny but I learned thats cute!I love to dye my hair and everything want to know more talk to me bitches! ILY! <3
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User ImageHay, my names omy. i am tiny, and extremely loveable. i live to make others happy, and keep a smile on their face. i have a low tollerance for loud obnoxious disgusting people. i am extremely blunt but for the most part, i am super sweet. i have retarded habbits such as peting my head, and sucking my tongue. i am not conceited just confident. i know the whole zoey101 theme song lyrics. sad i am silly and fun, i say random stories and things. i am not straightedge, but i respect if you are. i like kissing, i enjoy kissing more than anything. smile i am single, and hoping someone amazing will come into my life.i like tattoos, and piercings. i am barely ever home, i hate being in my house. >.< i enjoy partying, and dancing. i am rather photogenic, so i love modeling. i think a certain ammount of freckles are super adorable. a person with a cute smile and gorgeous eyes can easily make me melt. i will admit that i am shallow, you must amount to my standards for me to like you. i like big hands<3. i tend to fall for older people, which sucks )': if you are wanting to get to really know me. add me if you please, but i would like you to talk. comments are my favorite. smile !User Imageme!] I love long lasting hugs, there incredible. Yes my friend did mention I love shows, and of course raves. I find hardcore dancing so entertaining to watch, but not really the person who does it. My favorite local band is 'I set my friends on fire', and my favorite Dj is Benny Benassi. I say the words 'Sweet, Lame, and wack' alot. I cant stand chongas they annoy me to the 100,000's power. Well, I really like friend request so just add along. Chop, chop! : DD and dont be afraid to holler you just me that one!
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Zidane Report | 12/01/2022 8:01 pm
question
Shadow_Alley_Cat Report | 10/10/2008 1:07 pm
hello there friend! how's everything?
Haylies Comet Report | 07/18/2008 10:14 am
Omy dear! Lol. Its been forever since i've had a convo with you! So how's lifee? (:

-Eskimo-
Haylies Comet Report | 07/15/2008 6:52 pm
Copy /paste this to 10 ppl and the press f5 and f9 at the same time you will get 100,000 gold it really works
Orgasmic emii Report | 07/10/2008 11:35 am
hey cutie

its emily remember me? "miss____misery"

changed the name hehe

long time no talk
Big Used Tampon Report | 06/18/2008 2:21 pm
Hullo

Since Jeff is a lazy pants and cant get his butt on gaia

He told me to tell you to add his new AIM s//n

R0flc0pterxD



Kaykay? :]
Haylies Comet Report | 06/02/2008 9:04 am
Hey Omy!

It's Eskimo.

This is my new account.

So add me!

(:
iWearMySunglassesAtNight Report | 04/29/2008 6:59 pm
Oh my fekkin gosh!

Its my Omy-Dear!

Lol. Ily Omy.



-Eskimo-



P.S. Add my new account The Dork Haylie Marie
Big Used Tampon Report | 04/28/2008 2:38 pm
Ello :]
xxloca Report | 04/06/2008 12:20 pm
hey omy it's ur cousin Tiffany just wanted to say hi
 

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The greatest people ALIVE!!! aside my wonderful spouses

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BbyMuf
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this is Mario he is seriously amazing he finds a way to make me smile. Your such a cutie too! ^-^<333
Zidane
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This is nick I love him very much he makes me giggle and laugh at all times always makes me think of the brighter things out there and yes he too is a very awesome guy! <333 oh and I sex up his cat!!aint it funny how they are making the same faise in that picture... ^-^
gvf123
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This is my beautiful cousin Nicole! despite the fact she doesn't think she is beautiful hey oh c'mon you guy all know you'd tap that!Niki is a ver lovely girl nice funny a tad annoying at times but hell what family member isn't? I love you Niki!!!
Jazmine
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This girl is amzing times 23million yeah that ******** amazing she is really cute don't you think? yes she is !!!! ^-^ ILY jazmine!!!<33

Miss_misery1
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THis is EMily of of my first friend and I will remember her always and forever she is so pretty funny and understanding I LOVE HER!!! O:

sierra summer
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Sierra summer is my germ phobic friend healthy food eating lovely!!!I love this girl to death And I love to share everything with her like like my bed oh!!!.... >> << lets hope my spouses don't come to my bed as much as I think they do to read that hahaha!!! ^-^ supa gourgeous sierra!!! ILYSM!!!!<3333333333
RazorXXbladeXXromance
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OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! this is kevin he is supa cut and really funny no wait hill-larry-a**! AHAHA! [Kinda an inside thing] hah he is such a sweetie cake and I love the guy a lot Wewt!!! He is so cute!!! ^-^ Madd love homie skillet [god I couldn't type that last part with a straight faise.]

sierra the great!!!<333

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Isn't sierra ******** gorgeous!!!!
HELL YEAH!!!
this is an early birthday present fo me from her and it just had to go on my profile!!!
 
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