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Hello! My name is Mister Dalliard. Despite being an avid Communist (and being unsure as to whether or not Stalin is still alive- still waiting for the man who will come with 'the code' on his lips) I have owned a great many businesses in my time, including a tailor's shop, a hair dresser's, a jewelry shop, a brothel disguised as a department store (with the shoes as prostitutes, of course), and, finally, a toy shop specializing in model aeroplanes.
You will want to be careful about my alter-egos, however. Jack is a particularly nasty fellow (you'll see when he's around- he wears a suit and an eye-patch), and Hell-bent on taking over Europe in a fascist regime. How rude!
There's also the shopkeeper who looks exactly like me, but you'll know him by the way he keeps calling back to me for advice. (I is teh brainz in this operation, u cee).
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P.S.- Yes, it TOTALLY IS going to be a chainsaw.
You will want to be careful about my alter-egos, however. Jack is a particularly nasty fellow (you'll see when he's around- he wears a suit and an eye-patch), and Hell-bent on taking over Europe in a fascist regime. How rude!
There's also the shopkeeper who looks exactly like me, but you'll know him by the way he keeps calling back to me for advice. (I is teh brainz in this operation, u cee).
......
P.S.- Yes, it TOTALLY IS going to be a chainsaw.
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Super pumped to have you back bro heart
Foxy: Yar? wink
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Foxy: Dum dee dum di di dum!
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