HMPH! What's BUFFY got that I HAVEN'T got?!?
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Pardon me, but I think your mascara's running...
OH YEAH?!? Well so's your WHOLE DAMN FACE!!!
Yes, in fact, my guns DO hold a MILLION @#$%ing BULLETS!
O.K., let's get one thing straight: this is NOT a "Cheerocracy!"
Look, it's the entirety of my career...!
That means a lot coming from you, Miss Nipples!
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This is all curiosity ever REALLY got the cat...!
A-E-I-O-U (And sometimes Y!)
OH YEAH?!? Well I would have been the cheese if they hadn't decided to go BLONDE!
Just think, when we're grown up, I'll be prettier AND have bigger...
OH YEAH?!? Well...SHUT UP!!!
Yeah, Baby, recite those vowels! That gets me SO hot...!
I'm just tying my SHOE. How 'bout you?
What's all THIS about?!? I was just TWIRLING!
HAHA! Number 3 means diarrhea!
I don't know, a PULSE? SKIN?!?
She's a total b***h! I LIKE it...!
I don't know, but it looks pretty damn GOOD from down here!
Younger Me, WHAT are you wearing?!?
Well then... what's Number 4?!?
I can't BELIEVE I'm the only porn star here...!
You think you've got it bad NOW, just wait'll we get FAT!!!