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Report | 04/02/2013 10:24 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

*Looks around, sees noone, pees on the wall* This is mine, now! This is MY profile! scream
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Report | 03/29/2013 10:07 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Sad to see you go. If we don't speak again, then have fun out there. I'll be sure to keep the Flutterlove alive in your stead (with maybe just a dash of Derpytude to keep it interesting).
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Report | 03/29/2013 8:00 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Huh. Same here, except I'm in Florida.

Beat Skeletron. A few seconds into my final attempt, a star crashed into one of his arms and destroyed it. Did a nice bit of damage to the head, too. Made the whole "run like a b***h and take pot shots" strategy much more workable.
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Report | 03/28/2013 11:01 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

As long as Officer isn't about to develop sapience and go rogue, I"m good. So I've been meaning to ask you something: do you stay up really late every night, or are we in very different places? Not asking for a location or anything. I'm just curious. Last time I asked it turned out that my friend was going about their morning routine. In Scotland.
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Report | 03/28/2013 10:39 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

By the way, have you noticed your avatar shifting from left to right? I've noticed mine do it a few times now. Not when I change pages, but just while I'm in the middle of typing. It's starting to freak me out just a little. It's like he's watching me, except he's me so it's me watching myself.
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Report | 03/28/2013 10:37 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Yeah, I read a few bits and pieces about the game on it's wiki while I was waiting for them to finally launch the console port. I intend to avoid the Wall of Flesh until I'm confident that there's just plain nothing else left to kill in my world.

Oh, you'll love this: shortly after finding my first bombs, I returned home to deposit all the crap I'd accrued. I stowed everything away, walked out the door and turned to close it. I hit the wrong button. Instead of closing the door I tossed bombs into the middle of the house. That's plural. When the door didn't close, I just naturally hit the button again before realizing my mistake. I did it again not thirty minutes later. Ended up having to do a whole new building when I ******** up with the dynamite a few hours after that and blew the plateau I was living on into a valley. (I keep mixing up the "action" and "use" buttons, and it's starting to get just a tad annoying).
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Report | 03/28/2013 10:11 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Spiked balls I have. The Goblins left me just shy of 250. I also already have a large, flat area with a grid of platforms nearby from after I learned what an "Eye of Cthulhu" is. Nothing like scooting on home to refine a crapload of meteorite with the intent to finally get some better armor only to have a boss get in one last "******** you" before you upgrade. As it turns out, though, "shining" a laser in someone's eye apparently really CAN do a lot of damage.
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Report | 03/28/2013 9:27 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Then I'll be seeing you around there once I've run Terraria more or less into the ground. Or once I've given up on trying to kill Skeletron. Whichever comes first.
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Report | 03/28/2013 9:00 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Oh, I'm sure I'll find my way over to Equestria Daily or Equestria Forums soon enough.
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Report | 03/28/2013 8:29 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Let's just hope I remember to take it back out. sweatdrop
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Report | 03/28/2013 8:23 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Kinky. I'll have to remember that next time I actually have marshmallows in the house.
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Report | 03/28/2013 8:04 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Goddamnit, Mirage...
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Someone payed the tax. Someone actually payed the ******** tax! I feel like the XBOX *beep boop* should play any second now. Or does it have to be on "legendary" for that? And how exactly do you make a marshmallow bar "crunchy"?
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Report | 03/28/2013 7:54 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

I have a can and a lot of kite string. Do you by any chance have a second can on your end?
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Report | 03/28/2013 7:27 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

You know if we keep going like this we're going to end up dividing the internet between us straight down the middle without a single shared means of contact. lol
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Report | 03/28/2013 6:47 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

Yep. Just finished my meteor armor. That with the space gun makes things SO much easier than that piddly copper armor and gold sword I was using up until now. Plus now I'm all sparkly-like when I move. I'll send you my PSN tag.
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Report | 03/28/2013 3:52 pm

Yutora

still want to know what that is?
a secret porn website?
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Report | 03/28/2013 3:38 pm

Yutora

the ******** is steam?
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Report | 03/28/2013 3:19 pm

Yutora

bah, fine as long i can stay in touch.
though, i barely use skype anymore.
bahahah. still gonna add you whenever i get on.

still. ily mirage ;o;
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Report | 03/28/2013 12:49 pm

Yutora

What's this bullshit about quitting? ;o;
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Report | 03/27/2013 10:18 pm

Officer Hot-Pants

I've looked at that a good deal (thanks in part to you). After I've run Terraria into the ground I think that's where I'll go next.
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