"One Summer's cold, Winter night, two dead boys went out to fight. They drew their swords and shot each other; one deaf cop heard the noise, and went and killed those two dead boys. And if you don't believe my lies are true, ask the blind man-- he saw it too"

"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said that it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."

"Love is . . . born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!"

"For my first twenty years, since yesterday,
I scarce believed thou couldst be gone away ;
For forty more I fed on favours past,
And forty on hopes that thou wouldst they might last ;
Tears drown'd one hundred, and sighs blew out two ;
A thousand, I did neither think nor do,
Or not divide, all being one thought of you ;
Or in a thousand more, forgot that too.
Yet call not this long life ; but think that I
Am, by being dead, immortal ; can ghosts die ? " --John Donne

"Ya know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later." -- Mitch Hedberg

"Ya know, sometimes I wish I was a goat" --Kari May