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THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

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AnimalLuva10 Report | 08/26/2010 3:58 pm
AnimalLuva10
lol Justin Bieber gettin hit by a water bottle is so funny. but it doesn't look like a water bottle. you should watch the autotune remix
mvp is bomb Report | 08/16/2010 6:53 pm
mvp is bomb
copy this to ten gaia profiles and then log off and log on and get 100,000 gaia coins it works
Criminal-Panda Report | 07/01/2010 12:45 pm
Criminal-Panda
Cool Avi!
sargentmajor1 Report | 05/17/2010 8:29 pm
sargentmajor1
micheal you are a loner. why dont you have Genevie as your friend. Her name is AnimalLuva10