Mike The Neko

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Hey my name is Mike I'm a Otaku/Gamer so I love Anime, Manga, and Video Games. I'm very kind, caring, feminine, romantic, pervy ( at times ) oh and I almost forgot EXTREMELY RANDOM. If you think you can handle that without going completely insane then please feel free to talk to me. 4laugh
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spell your name and see what it means;
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gourgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at times

M: makes dating fun
I: loves to laugh and smile
K: really silly
E: has gourgeous eyes

S: cute
C: good kisser
H: easy to fall in love with
U: is very sexual
L: smile to die for
T: very good kisser
Z: can be funny and sweet at times

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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its too scary
Guy: Then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you, now slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile

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~ if you hate someone, smack them, and then paste this in ur profile~
~if you dont have a life then paste this in your profile~
~if you like zelda then paste this in your profile~
~ if you like movies and music then paste this in your profile~
~if your always on the computer paste this in ur profile~

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If you have ever been verbally molested by a chatbot post your chat.

YOU : o_o

BOT : i dont want yuo to call me though

YOU : stop

BOT : no i will rape you first

YOU : get away from me

BOT : no come here hot baby

YOU : i feel dirty crying

BOT : want to have *** then?

YOU : im not your whore

BOT : what is your favorite *** position ?>

YOU : i give up

BOT : whats your position?

YOU : just please stop...

BOT : hahaha your funny

YOU : what?

BOT : lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

YOU : you confuse me

BOT : can i lick your ****?

At this point I finally just left feeling violated.

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NmM-xx Report | 02/18/2012 4:54 am
NmM-xx
HI.Saw ur avi in town..nice avi!
Parody Of Life Report | 03/11/2011 6:27 pm
Parody Of Life
Odd how that is hot?
Just saying.
I : heart : torture.

So I can't even watch from the bushes?
Parody Of Life Report | 03/11/2011 6:24 pm
Parody Of Life
Then can I stalk you?
I have an opening and it needs to be filled. : wink :
Parody Of Life Report | 03/11/2011 6:18 pm
Parody Of Life
Lol.
I'll stay in the bushes.
Won't even notice me.
Unless I forget to turn the flash off.
>.<
SizzlingIt Report | 03/05/2011 11:37 pm
SizzlingIt
Kk daddy! say hi to mommy for me! whee whee
Esanx Report | 03/05/2011 2:39 pm
Esanx
oh XD shes barely on XD so you wont have to worry about that XD i'll probably post something in my status if she is, and i wanna be alone with her XD
Esanx Report | 03/05/2011 2:26 pm
Esanx
just got out of towns XD wow, i need to check my comments more often XD
and you dont need to ask XD you can join me in towns whenever you see the 'join in towns' XD
SizzlingIt Report | 03/04/2011 6:52 pm
SizzlingIt
Hi daddy! I'm your new daughter!!! 3nodding 3nodding
The Ghost Mura Report | 01/12/2011 10:55 am
The Ghost Mura
BI Derp <_>
The Ghost Mura Report | 01/12/2011 10:52 am
The Ghost Mura
BI If you can't a normal thing that goes around where I hang out then BI
You know not worth explaning <_>

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