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Freddy...stay away from me...Bonnie...Chica...GET AWAY FROM MY DOORS...OH GOD! FOXY NO! BAD!

My name is Mike Schmidt and I signed up for a low pay job...where my life is on the line every night...go me! You wanna know why I did it? It's a long story. Let's just say my friends bet me that I couldn't make it five nights at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. There were all sorts of rumors and you know what? I DID IT. I lasted seven nights before I got fired. They paid up. -shades- I'm not always the nicest night guard you'll ever meet. I can be sarcastic, rude and loud, but behind all of that...I can be loving and protective of anyone or anything I care about. I miss being a kid sometimes, but being a witty adult has its perks. -coffee- Yeah. Let's just say I regret getting fired. I kind of needed the money to keep my apartment...and I owe some shady characters some money too. I needed to pay off the electric bill okay! Sheesh!

Oh and for some of you other fandoms out there...I took some random tests. Wanna know why? I'm a great guard that's why. It's what I do!

For the Homestucks
Homestuck God Tier Title Test: Mike: Prince of Void (I apparently need to step out of my office more. >:I I destroy secrets and nothingness, so maybe I'm the one who solves the real crime at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! YEAH!

Me IRL: Knight of Space: I hide my weird, creative and overall eccentric personality behind a mask. I protect Space and I protect with Space. I'm alone in breeding the Genesis Frog. v^v Aw well...I'm a loner anyway! : D

For the Potters
Pottermore Sorting Test: Mike: Gryffindor (strange, I was certain I'd be in Ravenclaw, but hey...I spent seven nights at Freddy's...I'm brave as heck. Apparently I'm braver than I thought and dumber than I predicted. Not saying all Gryffindors are dumb mind you. Looking at you Lily and Hermione! KEEP AT IT GIRLS! >:U Well not you Lily...you're pretty..uh...dead...)

Me IRL: Ravenclaw!!! I'm weird. I'm creative I suppose and I like the strangest things. I'm always thinking and contemplating and all of that nonsense.

For the Insurgent Peeps
Faction: Mike: Abnegation

Me IRL: Um...I actually didn't take this one for me. XD

For the Hunger Games Folk
District: 10 (MIKE)

District 11 (Me IRL): Well now...

Star Wars~
Occupation: Human Senator from Coruscant (Bah...:I I really hate politics...you know my planet would be about as organized as my locker used to be. XD We'd be known for wild parties and eccentrics. All I gotta say...unfortunately it's Coruscant...why so much pressure!?)

Didn't take any of these Star Wars tests for me irl...aw well! WHO CARES! I DON'T!!!

Here -grumbles-

Convos...WHAT!?

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Creeper Bonnie Report | 11/07/2018 6:53 am
Creeper Bonnie
M-MICHAEL!?!? emotion_kirakira
Tsuki_Kirkland Report | 09/14/2017 10:42 am
Tsuki_Kirkland
aww come on Mike... -scoots closer-
Tsuki_Kirkland Report | 09/07/2017 8:48 pm
Tsuki_Kirkland
aww it's my favorite security guard.. .let's play Mike!
Five Nights At Freddys123 Report | 12/21/2016 8:00 pm
Five Nights At Freddys123
Foxy: Yar? pirate
Freddy: Merry Christmas, Mike! Hur hur hur! cat_xp
Chica: I'm surprised you're still alive! heart
Bonnie: cat_stare
Rings56 Report | 10/08/2016 8:55 am
Rings56
Thanks! I have a finished one.

Also, did you hear about Sister Location?
Rings56 Report | 08/26/2016 8:56 am
Rings56
I've been great! I've been learning how to do line-less art. emotion_c8
Rings56 Report | 08/15/2016 4:02 pm
Rings56
Helloo!! How have you been lately? emotion_c8
Tsuki_Kirkland Report | 06/05/2016 8:21 pm
Tsuki_Kirkland
Helllooo mike
Creeper Bonnie Report | 06/04/2016 8:23 am
Creeper Bonnie
HOPEFULLY YOU FIND SOME SOON... emotion_8c
Foxy the loveable Pirate Report | 05/14/2016 7:36 pm
Foxy the loveable Pirate
Shh, Foxy is going to run


The children killer wasn' him though. Though if yer boss gets killed, this pizzeria will probably get closed or somethin'. I'm sure one of them appreciates yer offer, bu' it be a bit to risky. -Foxy replied, looking at Mike for a while, before looking towards the stage on his left- It be a bit dangerous, an' I will keep this as a secret from th' others, pirate's promise.
( I had to get up to remember where the stage would be when Foxy enters the room XD;; )


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