ApplicationFreddy...stay away from me...Bonnie...Chica...GET AWAY FROM MY DOORS...OH GOD! FOXY NO! BAD!
My name is Mike Schmidt and I signed up for a low pay job...where my life is on the line every night...go me! You wanna know why I did it? It's a long story. Let's just say my friends bet me that I couldn't make it five nights at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. There were all sorts of rumors and you know what? I DID IT. I lasted seven nights before I got fired. They paid up. -shades- I'm not always the nicest night guard you'll ever meet. I can be sarcastic, rude and loud, but behind all of that...I can be loving and protective of anyone or anything I care about. I miss being a kid sometimes, but being a witty adult has its perks. -coffee- Yeah. Let's just say I regret getting fired. I kind of needed the money to keep my apartment...and I owe some shady characters some money too. I needed to pay off the electric bill okay! Sheesh!
Oh and for some of you other fandoms out there...I took some random tests. Wanna know why? I'm a great guard that's why. It's what I do!
For the Homestucks
Homestuck God Tier Title Test: Mike: Prince of Void (I apparently need to step out of my office more. >:I I destroy secrets and nothingness, so maybe I'm the one who solves the real crime at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! YEAH!
Me IRL: Knight of Space: I hide my weird, creative and overall eccentric personality behind a mask. I protect Space and I protect with Space. I'm alone in breeding the Genesis Frog. v^v Aw well...I'm a loner anyway! : D
For the Potters
Pottermore Sorting Test: Mike: Gryffindor (strange, I was certain I'd be in Ravenclaw, but hey...I spent seven nights at Freddy's...I'm brave as heck. Apparently I'm braver than I thought and dumber than I predicted. Not saying all Gryffindors are dumb mind you. Looking at you Lily and Hermione! KEEP AT IT GIRLS! >:U Well not you Lily...you're pretty..uh...dead...)
Me IRL: Ravenclaw!!! I'm weird. I'm creative I suppose and I like the strangest things. I'm always thinking and contemplating and all of that nonsense.
For the Insurgent Peeps
Faction: Mike: Abnegation
Me IRL: Um...I actually didn't take this one for me. XD
For the Hunger Games Folk
District: 10 (MIKE)
District 11 (Me IRL): Well now...
Occupation: Human Senator from Coruscant (Bah...:I I really hate politics...you know my planet would be about as organized as my locker used to be. XD We'd be known for wild parties and eccentrics. All I gotta say...unfortunately it's Coruscant...why so much pressure!?)
Didn't take any of these Star Wars tests for me irl...aw well! WHO CARES! I DON'T!!!