Hey everyone! I'm a massive d**k with a tiny wang. I love sexting behind my woman's back with random chicks I meet online. I have no life and I'm alienating my friends because all I do is hang out with the fat cow that is my gullible b***h. I also love mistreating my family and talking s**t behind their backs. Shhhh!
I suck at school and probably will never graduate from college. I'm also an alcoholic and drug user who is heavily in debt because I mismanage my funds and spend lavishly on stuff I don't really need. 4:20 H8RZ
Get at me if you like fake friends, cheating, and lying because I'm all for that. heart
Love you honey! Thanks for putting up with me until I get tired of you, which will probably be soon! heart