And just for the Torchwood fans (or 'Woodies' as we're affectionately known by John Barrowman):
Owen, are you really totally bereft of culture, or do you just strive to create that impression?
My Dream AvyThings the gaiaguildbot has said to me...
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.