Metellos' Rules of Life:
Teaching you how to avoid having certain body parts shoved in uncomfortable places.
Age: Im 19 and I have an unhealthy obsession with 16 year old girls, so all underage girls should prolly stay away from me. Old people stay away too, u're just creepy.
Sex: Yes please.
Status: Taken ^_^
Other things that will be helpful to know:
1. I LIKE GIRLS. Go away gay boys! x_x I dont care how amazingly hot I am, I like v-a-g-i-n-a and b-o-o-b-s. Gay boys approach with caution.
2. I hate god. I dont care what your religion is. I dont care what your beliefs are. They are a personal thing, do not push any of ur god bullshit on me. Dont bring up the topic of religion or god. Because if u do, ull be praying to ur precious god that u were only a guy that was hitting on me.
3. I love animals. Big ones, small ones, fluffy ones, fuzzy ones, I love them all. A good conversation starter with me would include animals. Anyone who tries to brag about killing animals or hunting around me, will wish they were pushing theyre religion on me.
4. I am anti-prejudice. Any gay bashers, sexists, racists, etc that try to start any of that s**t with me will wish they were showing me their animal head collection.
5. I am perfect. I am a ego maniac, therefore I have the right to believe so. I am charming & irresistible to all women. And after you spend some time with me, you will see that I am right.
So as long as you dont piss me off, Im a great person to have around. Im very addictive, like drugs, except I wont kill you. Maybe. Depends. But seriously, I am a good friend & ud be lucky to know me.
MEDICAL_MACABRE ROCKS, YOU SHOULD GIVE HER GOLD.