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Metellos' Rules of Life:

Teaching you how to avoid having certain body parts shoved in uncomfortable places.

Age: Im 19 and I have an unhealthy obsession with 16 year old girls, so all underage girls should prolly stay away from me. Old people stay away too, u're just creepy.

Sex: Yes please.

Status: Taken ^_^

Other things that will be helpful to know:

1. I LIKE GIRLS. Go away gay boys! x_x I dont care how amazingly hot I am, I like v-a-g-i-n-a and b-o-o-b-s. Gay boys approach with caution.

2. I hate god. I dont care what your religion is. I dont care what your beliefs are. They are a personal thing, do not push any of ur god bullshit on me. Dont bring up the topic of religion or god. Because if u do, ull be praying to ur precious god that u were only a guy that was hitting on me.

3. I love animals. Big ones, small ones, fluffy ones, fuzzy ones, I love them all. A good conversation starter with me would include animals. Anyone who tries to brag about killing animals or hunting around me, will wish they were pushing theyre religion on me.

4. I am anti-prejudice. Any gay bashers, sexists, racists, etc that try to start any of that s**t with me will wish they were showing me their animal head collection.

5. I am perfect. I am a ego maniac, therefore I have the right to believe so. I am charming & irresistible to all women. And after you spend some time with me, you will see that I am right.

So as long as you dont piss me off, Im a great person to have around. Im very addictive, like drugs, except I wont kill you. Maybe. Depends. But seriously, I am a good friend & ud be lucky to know me.

Shameless whoring:
MEDICAL_MACABRE ROCKS, YOU SHOULD GIVE HER GOLD.

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xRustySporkx

Report | 02/02/2008 1:45 pm

xRustySporkx

long time no talk

how are you doing?
affected938778

Report | 12/16/2007 10:11 pm

affected938778

kinda powerful profile!
werepyere402k

Report | 12/16/2007 3:29 am

werepyere402k

so funny profile!
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Report | 12/16/2007 1:41 am

xDivineReichx

quite beautiful profile!
Mahler The Great

Report | 12/15/2007 4:02 pm

Mahler The Great

so awesome profile
PlutopiaX

Report | 12/15/2007 2:34 pm

PlutopiaX

this is extrordinary profile!!!
beans-are-magical

Report | 12/15/2007 3:10 am

beans-are-magical

Hmm... quite kool profile! 9/10
tastes_157964

Report | 12/14/2007 11:03 pm

tastes_157964

very interesting profile! 10/10
miserable454945

Report | 12/14/2007 10:23 pm

miserable454945

i like your profile a lot
drawn228695

Report | 12/14/2007 3:57 pm

drawn228695

I dont know where you got your inspiration from!

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