Friends----------- fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. true friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock the f**k out of them fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this, just like I did

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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away

Boy-I missed you at school today, Why weren't you there? Girl-Yeah, I had to go to the doctors Boy- Oh, really? Why? Girl-Oh nothing, annul shots, that's all. Boy-Oh. Girl-So what did we do in math yesterday? Boy-You didn't miss anything great....just lots of notes Girl-Oh, good! Boy-Yeah Girl-Hey, I have a question...... Boy-Ok, ask away Girl-......How much do u love me? Boy-You know I love you more then anything Girl-Yeah..... Boy-Why do you ask? Girl-...........>silence<......... Boy-Is something wrong? Girl-No, nothing at all Boy-Ok, good! Girl-...........How much do care about me? Boy-I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could Girl-You would? Boy-Yeah......of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl-No everything is fine....... Boy- Are you sure? Girl-Yeah. Boy-Ok....I hope so Girl-.......Would you die for me? Boy-I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl-Really? Boy-Anyday. Now, seriously is there something wrong? Girl-No, im fine, your fine, we're fine, everyone's fine Boy-.........Ok, if your sure Girl-..........Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school Boy-Alright Bye! I LOVE YOU! Girl-Yeah, I love you too. Bye THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend-No Boy-Oh. Ok Friend-She wasn't here yesterday either Boy-I know, She was acting all weird on the phone last night Friend-Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes Boy-Yeah........but not her Friend-I don't know what else to say, man Boy-Ok, well I have to go to English, I'll see you after school Friend-Yeah. Well I have to get to Science, talk to you later THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl-Hello Boy-Hey. Girl-Oh, hi. Boy-Why weren't you at school today? Girl-Uh......I had another doctors appointment Boy-Are you sick Girl-...........Um, I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy-I'll wait Girl-It may at a while. I'll call you later. Boy-.........Alright, I love you hunny Very long pause< Girl-(with tear in her eye) Look, I thing we should break up. Boy- What? Girl-It's the best thing for us right now. Boy-Why? Girl-I love you. Click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER 3 WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER THE PHONE. Boy-Hey, dude Friend-Hey Boy-What's up? Friend-Nothing much. Have you talked to your ex lately? Boy-No Friend-So you didn't hear? Boy-Hear what? Friend-Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend-Uh...call this number..433-555-3468 Boy-Ok...... BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL: -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice-Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam Boy- Uh...I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice-Wait, what is her name, sir? (boy give info) Voice-Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy-Really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice-Her room number is...646, in building A, suite 3 Boy-WAIT! No! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOPITAL, AND TO ROOM...646, BULIDING A SUITE 3. GIRL IS LAYING IN HOSPITAL BED. Boy-Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl-............. Boy-Sweetie, talk to me! Girl-I........ Boy-You what! YOU WHAT! Girl-I have cancer, an i'm on life support Boy-...................>breaks into tears<............................. Girl-They're taking me off tonight Boy-Why? Girl-I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy-Why not? Girl-I didn't want to hurt you. Boy-You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl-I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy-? Girl-I love you more then anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy-................ Girl-Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy-Then why did you break up with me? Nurse-Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT AN DIES But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him cause she knew she only had 3 weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her, before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand......with a note in the other..... THE NOTE SAID: I told her I would take a bullet for her.....just like she said she would die for me..